A Guide to Passing the Kindergarten Dad Exam

[Currently revising the story, adding scenes and fixing bugs. The revised version differs from pirated copies. Thank you for supporting the official version~] Qin Ling is just like his name suggests: broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, tall and handsome, with a stern expression. He's the kind of adult who makes children cry at first sight. The younger members of his family refuse to get close to him, and he doesn't want to go near children either. He avoids their tantrums and tears at all costs. Then one day, disaster struck. A child accidentally kicked a ball in front of him, stared blankly into his eyes, and immediately teared up. The next second, the child burst into tears. "Waaah! That big brother looks so scary!" He was stunned. A ding sounded in his mind. "Greetings, Host. Would you like to earn the affection of little ones? Would you like to become their favorite grown-up? The Boy Mom System is at your service." Qin Ling: ...No, thanks. But when he closed and reopened his eyes, he had arrived in an unfamiliar world. A few children sat in a row before him, their big eyes brimming with tears. "Hello, you've now switched to livestream room 8099. The person before you is the newly appointed boy mom, Qin Ling. You can rate him based on his performance. Contestants can earn money with points and provide better care for the children!" Qin Ling: ...No, I don't want to be a boy mom! [Children's Playground at the Psychiatric Hospital] The viewers watched the little one who had just outsmarted the wicked doctor sit teary-eyed in the arms of the burly Qin Ling, clinging to his neck and sobbing softly. Qin Ling's heart was about to break. "Don't cry, don't cry. I'll make you a cake." The little one was so considerate that he even hiccuped through his tears. "Sniffle, don't cry, don't cry. Mommy's the best." Viewers: If we hadn't seen how fierce that kid was, we might have believed it. [The Ferocious Ghost Kindergarten in an Infinite-Flow World] Viewers: Aah! That ghost child is terrifying! Nobody who's faced him has ever survived! The camera turned. The terrifying ghost doll, its adorable little face covered in dust, dove into Qin Ling's arms and smiled sweetly. "Mommy's the best! I won't let anyone bully Mommy!" Viewers: ...Well, um... [The Cubs' Tribe in the Beast Showdown] Viewers: Holy crap! Go, little snow leopard! Beat him! Show him what kids can do! The little snow leopard roared at the sky, charged straight at the enemy, and knocked him to the ground. Then it snorted, deliberately limped home, and complained to Qin Ling that it was hurt. Qin Ling looked at the little cub's dusty fur and felt terrible for it. He held the cub for a very, very long time. Viewers: Got it. The best way to earn affection is to act cute! After that, livestream room 8099 exploded in popularity, and people flocked to watch the boy mom and get their fix of adorable babies. Viewers: This is so wonderful. If only my family had taught me like this when I was little! Sob! I want to be a little kid too! Mommy, look at me! A guide to watching, learning, and growing together to become a qualified boy mom. Highlight: Boy mom fiction. The protagonist has fists of steel and is amazing at fighting to protect children! Blurb: 2022.8.2 Theme: Protect the flowers, starting with me