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One-line summary: But the CEO with a mental illness insists I'm his wife!
Blurb:
Su Baizhu always felt out of place in the world, until one day he discovered he was the foil to his top-tier star brother.
His brother looked bewitchingly seductive but had a kind heart, like a little white rabbit. Su Baizhu looked like a pure, innocent college student, but was so vicious inside he made people sick;
His brother was thrifty and hardworking on variety shows, while he complained about everything, slacked off, and wasted money;
His brother found himself a wealthy man as a lover, while Su Baizhu was exposed in a scandal involving sex, drugs, and gambling.
Su Baizhu: ?
That brother can't possibly be him. He'd never do any of that!
But the next second, his awful friends made suggestive faces and pulled out a packet of "the good stuff," telling him to try it.
"..."
Su Baizhu: No way!
As a good young man with socialist values, Su Baizhu immediately recorded a video and ran for it!
While fleeing his awful friends, he collided with a man.
The man's knuckles stood out as his hand clamped tightly around Su Baizhu's slender arm. "Wifey, where have you been?"
How could he possibly be this man's wife?
Su Baizhu looked completely baffled. How could two people from entirely different worlds ever end up together?
The man wore an expensive, immaculate suit, while Su Baizhu was dressed in cheap, plain knockoff clothes plastered with a huge logo. Wait?!!
Why was it so gaudy!!??
How embarrassing!
Su Baizhu ran away again!
*
His brother forced him onto a variety show by threatening him with a huge breach-of-contract penalty. This time, Su Baizhu decided to change his ways.
He gave up slacking off and expertly picked up a butcher's knife, ready to slaughter a pig.
His brother had mentioned an investor would be joining them, so Su Baizhu didn't think much of it, until a familiar voice reached his ears, low and husky.
"I've found you, wifey."
Su Baizhu: 0.0!?
His hand suddenly pressed down harder, and the pig's shrieks and blood sprayed all over the man.
The pig thrashed violently under his hand, and Su Baizhu reflexively struck back. Crack! The pig's skull fractured, and it collapsed, dead.
The whole scene fell silent.
The only one who spoke was the man: "Wifey, does your hand hurt? Let me massage it."
Su Baizhu stammered, "B-but I'm really not your wife..."
1. Tyrannosaurus couple, 1v1, pure love, a little silly, happy ending.
2. Beastman high priest bottom x undead evil god top
3. If this sounds interesting, please add it to your collection! (Bows!)
4. There's a little dinosaur named Danbao, bestowed by the Beast God.
5. His brother is a good person.
6. Running away just means what's in the blurb. There generally won't be melodramatic plot twists.
2022.7.31. Blurb screenshotted.
Premise: The top-tier star's foil ran away!
