
I Maxed Out the Villain Boss's Black Card
刷爆了反派大佬的黑卡
by Jungle Peach (丛林桃子)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 266k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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The story in one sentence: I had to build a career to pay off my debt.
The blurb:
After transmigrating into a book, Song Le got a little kid for free and a chance to retire in a wealthy family!
He was born with a life of poverty and couldn't hold on to money, so he decided to transfer his assets to the soft, chubby little kid.
Song Le held up a black card to confirm. "This black card is mine, right?"
The little kid opened his eyes wide and nodded. "Mm-hmm!!"
Song Le scooped him up, planted a kiss on his chubby cheeks, and took his little hand in his.
"Great. Then today, Daddy's going to take you out to see the world!"
*
At an upscale restaurant, the manager returned the black card. "Sir, there's not enough money on this card."
Qin Ye was confused. "350 million yuan isn't enough to have a meal at your restaurant?"
Restaurant manager: "There's only 150 yuan in the account, sir."
Qin Ye: ????
The next day, a rumor spread that the Qin Group president had only 150 yuan left on his personal card, and that the Qin Group's prosperity was all a sham.
The Qin Group's stock plummeted overnight.
"..."
When Song Le found out, he cursed under his breath, packed his bags, and ran away with the kid.
That night, Qin Ye caught up with him and said with a dark expression, "What, the black card got maxed out, I've been humiliated, and now you won't even leave me my wife and kid?"
Song Le was embarrassed, but stubbornly insisted, "Just consider the money a loan for now. Once I earn some money, I'll pay you back double!"
Qin Ye gave a derisive "Hah," assuming Song Le was joking.
What kind of money could Song Le possibly earn? He might as well toss it into the sea.
*
Burdened with a debt of 350 million, Song Le's dream of retiring in a wealthy family was shattered, so he set out to earn money.
What if he couldn't sing or dance on a boy group survival show?
A little artistic polish, a vibe-filled performance, and there he was, cruising to victory! (That rhymed three times in a row X3)
Later, thanks to Song Le's hard work and expansion, there was a gaming studio, a school for nonhuman children, a Classic of Mountains and Seas theme park, a film studio...
A brilliant flower after another gradually blossomed across Song Le's business empire.
His businesses spanned a staggering range of industries and covered a vast territory.
Whether he was a top-tier star, a game designer, Principal Song, Director Song, or President Song, Song Le could shine in every role.
Song Le was dubbed the "business world's octopus" by the financial news.
The children called him the pillar of their family.
Qin Ye cut in. "Wait, honey. If you're the pillar of the family, what am I?"
Song Le stammered, "Q-Qin the dog?"
Qin Ye flew into a rage. "Looks like you're not getting a good night's sleep tonight."
Fade to black.
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1. Slightly silly, pure love, 1v1, happy ending, sweet story about raising a kid, with both career and romance.
2. Song Le is a thousand-year-old zombie. Qin Ye is a domineering CEO, in his pre-villain era.
2.5. Unflappable, resourceful shou x seemingly innocent (not really) lecherous gong.
3. If you think you'll enjoy it, please add it to your collection. (Bows!)
4. Set in an alternate modern world with a little extra spiritual energy. (I never delete comments.)
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One-sentence summary: A mentally ill CEO insists I'm his wife!
The blurb:
Su Baizhu always felt out of place in the world, until one day he discovered he was the foil to his top-tier star older brother.
His brother looked like a seductive, alluring fox, but was kindhearted like a little white rabbit. Su Baizhu looked like a pure college student, but was so vicious inside that he made people sick.
His brother was thrifty on variety shows, while he complained about everything, slacked off, and wasted money.
His brother found himself a wealthy lover, while Su Baizhu was exposed in a scandal involving sex, gambling, drugs, and promiscuity.
Su Baizhu: ?
That younger brother couldn't possibly be him. He'd never do something like that!
But the next second, his disreputable friends exchanged knowing looks and pulled out a packet of "good stuff," urging him to try it.
"..."
Su Baizhu: No way!
As a model young man raised on socialist values, Su Baizhu immediately recorded a video and ran away!
As his disreputable friends chased him down, he ran into a man.
The man's long-fingered hand clamped around his slender arm. "Honey, where have you been?"
How could he possibly be this man's wife?
Su Baizhu looked baffled. How could two people from completely different worlds ever end up together?
The man wore an expensive, perfectly pressed designer suit, while he was dressed in cheap, plain knockoff clothes with shiny logos all over them. Wait?!!
Why was he dressed so ridiculously?!
How embarrassing!
Su Baizhu ran away again!
*
His brother forced him to appear on a variety show by threatening him with a hefty breach-of-contract fee. This time, Su Baizhu decided to change his ways.
He stopped slacking off and confidently picked up a butcher's knife to slaughter a pig.
His brother had said an investor was coming to visit, and Su Baizhu didn't think much of it, until a familiar, husky voice reached his ears.
"I've found you, honey."
Su Baizhu: 0.0!?
His hand suddenly jerked, and the pig's squeal and blood splattered all over the man.
The pig struggled violently beneath his hand. Instinctively, Su Baizhu struck back. Crack! The pig's skull split, and it collapsed, dead.
The whole set fell silent.
Only the man spoke. "Honey, is your hand tired? Let me massage it."
Su Baizhu stammered, "B-But I'm really not your wife..."
1. A hilariously over-the-top couple, 1v1, pure love, slightly silly, happy ending.
2. Orc high priest shou x undead evil god gong.
3. If this sounds interesting, please add it to your collection. (Bows!)
4. There's a little dinosaur named Dan Bao, given by the Beast God.
5. The older brother is a good person.
6. The running away in the blurb is the only running away. There probably won't be any melodrama.
2022.7.31. Blurb screenshot
Theme: Keep going! Work hard! Don't give up! Build your life with your own hands!
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Song Le's fake identity: Millennium Zombie; real identity: Old Mother~
Hahaha, Qin Ye is so cute too
Why hasn't it been updated yet?
Wai Wai Wai, call Taozi, call Taozi, please update when you see it, please update when you see it!
Wife is true love, children are accidents
Hahaha, what a miserable master
The whole family is so cute
It's okay. Come on, good night
Hahahahahaha, what a miserable Kunpeng
The little nudibranch is also cute