Me and My Pain-in-the-Neck Childhood Friend

Started July 10, 2023 Went VIP on August 2, 2023 This novel is also known as The Gorilla Childhood Friend and Her Delicate, Helpless Childhood Friends. As everyone knows, in the Detective Conan world, childhood friends are justice from heaven. "High school detective Hakuba, who has solved over five hundred cases in Japan alone, is known as the Prince of Crime Scenes and the Prince of Great Detectives for his handsome looks and elegant manner!" Saguru Hakuba looks at the latest draft from Morohoshi Orange and asks without changing his expression, "The editor won't approve writing it like this, will they?" Morohoshi Orange waves a hand and pulls a dozen different drafts out from under the desk. "What do you know? Limits are made to be pushed. The battle of shame is all about moving against the current, or being swept backward! The moment you cautiously asked that question, you'd already lost!!" Saguru Hakuba: ... "No, do whatever you want." Scene Two "Next up is Watson versus Moran! Go!" Morohoshi Orange puts one hand on her hip and points skyward with the other, ordering the German Shepherd at her feet: "Moran, bite all the feathers off that damned bird!!!" Saguru Hakuba glances at his beloved bird, knowing this can't go on. Orange definitely won't be able to get to Watson, but she might tamper with Watson's food or his own. At worst, Watson would get some food he doesn't like, but Saguru's next meal could very well be a feast of wasabi. She might even replace the drinks in his thermos with something weird. "All right. Orange, I'll take you shopping." "Hakuba, even if you say that, it won't erase what that damned bird did to my clothes!" Watson, Saguru Hakuba's pet, successfully hit the clothes Morohoshi Orange had left outside to dry when it dropped something from high above. "I'll pay for everything while we're out today." "Then... props too?" "Those too." "Yay! Long live the great detective Hakuba!" Three hours later, Saguru Hakuba calmly calls the housekeeper and asks her to bring another car, then smiles at Orange. "So this is why you bought all the Sherlock Holmes cosplay props in one go?" Morohoshi Orange looks up at the sky and down at the ground, just not at Saguru Hakuba's eyes. "Actually, there's also Poirot's mustache, Marple's white wig, and the full Night Baron outfit." Saguru Hakuba: ... Childhood friends are a beautiful thing. How could Hakuba, one of the four high school detectives of Detective Conan, not have a childhood friend of his own? The female lead has cheat abilities. There's no way to save all the police academy group from their fates. Hagiwara Kenji died too early, and there was nothing she could do. The timeline has been adjusted. There is a memory-rewind technique, and girls get to be affectionate with each other. Leans toward serious drama. The following is an upcoming work How Can a Corporate Drone Like Me Save You, Another Corporate Drone? Watanabe Karin has three principles in life: 1. Don't become a civil servant. 2. Don't work overtime. 3. Don't date a coworker. After graduating at the age of 23, two of her three principles fell apart. After being exploited for three years, the troublemakers finally left, and Karin slapped her transfer application down on Taneda Santoka's desk. Three months later, she transferred to Tokyo, to the envy of her colleagues. Karin's reasoning was simple: There can't be a job busier than being a civil servant in Yokohama, right? Then she was assigned to Public Security. Then she saw the mission report from her subordinate. Karin: ! Let me leave! I want to go back to Yokohama! [Today's Report: 5:00 a.m. Training. 7:30 a.m. Start work at Cafe Poirot and monitor the Mouri Detective Agency. 10:00 a.m. Receive a request as a private detective. 12:00 p.m. Receive a meeting notice from the Black Organization. 1:00 p.m. Meet Organization members at a warehouse. 2:30 p.m. Return to work at Cafe Poirot. 4:00 p.m. Receive a Public Security mission order. 7:00 p.m. Finish work at Cafe Poirot and head out to take part in an Organization mission. 11:00 p.m. Complete the mission. 12:00 a.m. Start handling the private detective request. 2:00 a.m. Finish the report. --- Report submitted at 2:32 a.m.] Karin, sitting bolt upright in bed while on the verge of death: ... Don't be such workaholics! She came here to take it easy! Will she even live long enough to collect her pension?! Theme: The heart of justice never withers