The Holy "Beast" Descends (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)

The protagonist's handpicked reviews for everyone: Reborn's review: This guy looks like a baby, but is actually the strongest, most devious, most devilish, most unbelievable, most incomprehensible, most popular with women, most womanizing, coldest, most narcissistic, most arrogant, most self-important, most infuriating, most unbearable, most talented actor, and greatest cross-dresser of a home tutor. Still, his teaching has had pretty good results. Turning a good-for-nothing, no, the most good-for-nothing good-for-nothing of all, into an atypical good-for-nothing boss is quite an achievement. (Speechless) Hibari's review: First, you must never defy the disciplinary committee at school. Second, never gather in a group in front of a disciplinary committee member. Third, if you do end up in a group and spot something black that looks like a jacket, scatter immediately. (Does that count?) Tsuna's review: Is this guy still a rabbit? He's black! There's not a single part of him that isn't black, except his eyes! Dino's review: Oh, so this is a good-for-nothing boss born from a mutation in the most good-for-nothing genes? Average looks, ordinary air, tacky tattoos, and without his subordinates around, he's a complete idiot of a good-for-nothing? How rare~ (Dino grows mushrooms) Mukuro's review: Squirt, is this your wife? Why do I only see a blue, genetically modified pineapple? (Kufufufu...) Byakuran's review: Believe in Brother Chun. Marshmallows and stuff are all just fleeting clouds... Author's note: Ahem, sorry, everyone. I got stuck for a while, and the story ended up taking a completely different direction. The protagonist became Yamamoto Takeshi, and the pairing became All80... I'm very sorry! I'll do my best to fill in the hole! I'll try to update daily!