Wenren Zheng was one of the entertainment industry's hottest rising stars. Her career had gone smoothly from the start, and she was quite satisfied with her life plan, apart from her poor taste in men.
Just as she was reflecting on her success, she suddenly realized that her three horrible exes had somehow all come back from the dead and started constantly trying to get her attention, all while insisting they had to save her from her miserable fate.
On a street one night, a puppy-like guy appeared out of nowhere in a sports car, holding a rose in his mouth. "Good evening, big sis. I was wondering if you had time..."
Traffic cop: Hello, sir. You can't park here. (The sports car is mercilessly towed away.)
Puppy-like guy: Hey, wait! Big sis, wait for me! I'll be right back!
Wenren Zheng: ...
At a party, a domineering CEO appeared, swirling his wineglass and raising an eyebrow. "Good evening, woman. I'm giving you a chance to win me back..."
"Smack!"
(The wine spilled all over his pants.)
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry, sir!
Domineering CEO: Wait for me, woman! Don't leave!!!
He hurried out with wet pants...
Wenren Zheng: ???
After a day of filming, the gentle movie star lowered his sexy voice and pinned Wenren Zheng against a wall. "Azheng, are you free later? I want to..." (He choked on his spit and coughed violently.)
Wenren Zheng: Why don't you eat some plums to help with that cough?
The gentle movie star gave an awkward yet polite smile.
After enduring wave after wave of these terrible exes, Wenren Zheng finally couldn't take it anymore. She signed on for a dating show to escape the limelight, only to discover that they'd joined the show too. They nearly came to blows on the set, dragging her into a trending topic war...
The three men, disheveled and panting, turned to Wenren Zheng and stared at her in unison. "Big sis (woman/Azheng), who will you choose?"
Wenren Zheng kept a calm face in front of all the cameras, but was curling her toes in embarrassment. "Sorry, I'm sapiosexual."
The three men were speechless. "It sounds like she said something, but also like she didn't say anything at all..."
Fans cheered at the scene, while passersby called it absurd.
If you ask Wenren Zheng what she thinks of it all...
Wenren Zheng says: Thanks. I've already decided to flee the planet tonight!!!
A few things to know before reading:
Everyone (meaning the awful men) is reborn, except the female lead.
A harem, a groveling-for-forgiveness arc, love-triangle substitution tropes, and all kinds of melodramatic plotlines. This is the author's let-loose project. I hope I have fun writing it and all you cuties have fun reading it too~
Theme: I hope young people can all cast off the cold and move upward
