My Mortal Enemy Nezha Is Actually My Partner

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Pre-release: Reborn Everyone Except Me. Blurb at the very bottom.

Blurb:

[Before You Read: This is about the modern-day lives of gods, immortals, and monsters. It features many figures from mythology, including those from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, Lotus Lantern, Journey to the West, and more.]

Everyone knows that Chaos loves evil people and hates kind souls. It is savage and disorderly.

Ever since coming down from the mountain, she has been on a rampage, kicking in the doors of the South Mountain nursing home and beating up the kids at the North Sea kindergarten.

The monsters: Please, can some deity use their divine powers to capture this monster already!!!

Ji An, the last Chaos in all of creation, smiles and explains: Whenever she meets a good person, she finds them unbearably foul. But when she meets bad people, she feels refreshed from head to toe.

Nezha: You're really weird...

Ji An covers her nose in disgust: Ugh, you stink!

Nezha: ??

Word is that the Chaos Nezha sealed beneath Kunlun Mountain a thousand years ago has escaped again, and is shouting that she’s going to tear the brat who sealed her into pieces.

Nezha isn't surprised, but is there something slightly off here?

Nezha: Why do you think Red Boy is your archenemy?

Ji An: Isn't it obvious? His soul smells nice, he has a golden bracelet and a fire-tipped spear, and he can breathe fire. Who else could it be?

Nezha can't make heads or tails of her bizarre deduction, but is deeply shocked.

But later, Ji An finally realizes that her own lousy boyfriend might actually be her true archenemy...

Ji An: Damn, did I get the wrong person?!!!

Airheaded beauty x spoiled young man

This is a collection of funny stories about a great monster who has fallen behind the times and what happens after she comes down from the mountain. It's all for a bit of fun~

Before You Read:

1. The heroine's true form is fluffy.

2. Chaos is a notoriously dim-witted breed of ferocious beast. She is truly on Chaos's side, not a monster who fits the conventional definition of good!

3. OOC warning. This story draws on many sources, and the characters' personalities vary widely between different versions of these myths and legends. Their personalities here are set according to the needs of the story. Sorry in advance if anything bothers you, and I hope you'll understand~

The first story isn't very good. I left it untouched for a long time, but I got into the groove later on, so maybe give the later chapters a try (kiss~)

P.S. Please discuss things reasonably and don't attack anyone personally. You're all sweethearts, and I'll take reasonable feedback to heart~

Pre-release:

Reborn Everyone Except Me

Wenren Zheng is a popular rising star in the entertainment industry. Her career has gone smoothly ever since her debut, and she's very satisfied with how her life is going, except for her terrible taste in men.

Just as she's marveling at her success, she notices that her lousy exes have somehow all come back to life. They keep showing up in front of her, insisting that they want to save her from her tragic fate.

One night on the street, a cute younger guy shows up out of nowhere in a sports car, holding a rose between his teeth: Good evening, Sis. I was wondering if you had some time...

Traffic cop: Hello, sir. You can't park here. (The sports car is towed away without mercy.)

Cute younger guy: Hey, wait! Sis, wait for me! I'll be right back!

Wenren Zheng: ...

At a banquet, a domineering CEO swirls his wineglass and appears with a raised eyebrow: Good evening, woman. I'll give you one chance to win me back...