What's It Like to Have a Six-Foot-Two Boyfriend?

A question on Zhihu: What's it like to be 190 centimeters tall?

One answer: It's hard to find a girlfriend, but easy to find a boyfriend.

Zheng Xiao: 190+ lovable fool

Meng Wenqing: 170 cm cutie

DIVIDER LINE

Please add these to your reading list. I'm down on my knees, or2 (look at my cute butt).

First upcoming novel: Rose Encirclement

Pairing: Older, passionate chatterbox x mysterious, shy beauty

Also known as: The Little Matter of Being Picked Up by a Federal General After Traveling Through Time and Space, or The Domineering General and His Sweet Boy: Where Can His Purehearted Husband Run?, or Why Is the General Like This...? (I really can't come up with titles QAQ)

[Blurb] (I can't write these either):

1.

From the love interest's perspective: Unlike those who panic at the sight of insects, General Parks has a bizarre fondness for them. His behavior even leads some conservatives to suspect that he is colluding with the notorious Zerg of the Star Sea. But the general proves through his ruthless slaughter that he has not the slightest pity for these adorable insects.

After the war ends, General Parks goes to the agricultural planet Kowolt to recuperate. With a piece of bread spread with cherry jam, he brings home to his estate a black-haired, black-eyed boy whom everyone considers ill-omened.

After that, a series of unsettling events takes place in the quiet, peaceful town of Lier, and the shadow of murder settles over everyone's hearts.

One unlucky witness sees butterfly-like wings unfurl from the boy's back and a terrifying false eye appear on his forehead. Yet General Parks acts as if he sees none of it, lowering his head to kiss the boy on the lips.

2.

From the protagonist's perspective: A young man from Earth accidentally transmigrates into a completely unknown interstellar age. Faced with unfamiliar technology, civilizations, and species, he is fortunate to be taken in by a kind man, who patiently teaches him and helps him adjust to this new world.

But one day, that man suddenly confesses his love for him.

It's really just a tooth-achingly sweet love story with a touch of mystery and a little adventure, a fairy tale with a happy ending. It's full of sweet talk and sugary enough to make your teeth hurt, so anyone with sensitive teeth, beware.

Second upcoming novel: The Proud Dragon Protagonist Gets PUA'd (I might change the title later. Not sure if Green JJ will let me use this one.)

[A slightly wicked author x a slightly handsome protagonist]

[A sweet, mildly spooky ensemble story with a plot-driven focus, wink~]

[Blurb] (I still can't write one, but I'm stubbornly giving it a try):

1.

Huan Chen lounged in a rocking chair, watching the Floating Image Jade, and muttered, "Young people shouldn't spend all their time thinking about making money. The most important thing now is to gain experience and improve your abilities! Go investigate this matter first, and I'll give you a raise afterward."

Pei Tingque (expressionless): "That's the eighth time you've promised me a raise."

Huan Chen spared a fraction of his attention from the livestream on the Floating Image Jade and brushed him off. "Next time. I definitely will next time!"

2.

After dying of a terminal illness, Huan Chen transmigrates into his own abandoned novel. His first move is to find the proud dragon protagonist whose family he had destroyed, and successfully... PUA him into becoming his subordinate.

Forget winning over the protagonist. He's the real main character!

He even turns the dragon protagonist's System into his own treasure trove. The laws of this place are in disarray and living people shouldn't go near it? No problem, we can exchange for an intelligent mecha to help us find treasure. This treasure is someone else's family heirloom? No problem, we can trade interstellar energy ore for it...

The proud dragon protagonist was supposed to be a hero, but now he's become Huan Chen's Doraemon. Huan Chen thinks this is just... too freaking awesome!

3.

The employees' private list of the Ten Virtues of the Tai Xu Tower's owner:

First, he loves making Deputy Officer Pei work overtime.

Second, he loves docking Deputy Officer Pei's pay.

Third, he loves showing off his wealth in front of Deputy Officer Pei.

Tenth, he always ends up alone in a room with Deputy Officer Pei. Who knows what they're doing in there, hehehe...

4.

In the year 5215 of the Qiyuan Era, Bluebird Express has reached every corner of the seven continents. Everyone owns a Floating Image Jade for chatting, gaming, and watching recordings. Green, renewable spiritual energy is now recycled, refining mecha has become a required course for artifact refiners, and the unnameable monsters that terrorized the world for years have finally vanished...

And Pei Tingque stands beneath the Qiong Sang Tree, waiting for the guy who always docks his pay and sends him running errands.

The man who always seemed selfish and self-serving ultimately sacrifices his life for all living beings, becoming the Qiong Sang Tree, born alongside heaven and earth, blossoming once every thousand years and bearing fruit once every thousand years.

After waiting a full two thousand years, Pei Tingque finally sees his penny-pinching boss again. The man smiles and says, "What are you standing around for? Have you finished your overtime today?"

Pei Tingque: "..."

What a deeply moving boss-employee relationship.

Theme: You have to love yourself before you can love others.