Everyone's Least Favorite, Yet Their One True Love

Coming soon: The Carefree Daoist Truly Doesn't Want to Be a Top-Tier Star. The blurb is at the end. Please add it to your reading list qwq

-- This Novel's Blurb --

Buddhist-minded, carefree cannon-fodder shou x aloof, devoted shizun gong

/Unambitious, well-behaved shou x gong on the verge of going dark and insanely jealous

Hua Yuliang transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the despised, vicious male supporting character.

He is wicked through and through. Anyone who wins his shizun's attention, regardless of gender, falls prey to his schemes. To find out who his shizun's white moonlight is, he will stop at nothing to discover the person's identity, even plotting to take their life.

At the end of the book, he finally finds the so-called white moonlight. After taking their life, he himself is wiped from existence for his terrible crimes.

Hua Yuliang, after transmigrating: People can't do that, or at least they shouldn't.

Having spent his previous life as a carefree slacker, he decides to be a good-for-nothing again in this life and live out his days in peace. Overnight, Hua Yuliang's personality changes completely. He turns over a new leaf, treats people with humility and courtesy, and stops bothering his shizun altogether.

Even when the so-called white moonlight from the book finally arrives, he keeps to himself and never approaches or disturbs them.

His days grow more and more leisurely. Just as Hua Yuliang is marveling at how wonderful life is, his shizun Mu Huanyu, whom he had nearly forgotten, suddenly appears and calls him out.

With eyes too cool to reveal his feelings, Mu Huanyu corners him. "Do you know who my white moonlight really is?"

Though he has long let go of his obsession and feels nothing even with that handsome, stern face so close to his, Hua Yuliang can't resist his curiosity and asks, "Who?"

"You."

As he speaks, Mu Huanyu presses a gentle kiss to the tip of his ear.

"..."

Huh?

*Silly comedy, one-on-one, happy ending

*The shou is disliked by everyone early on, but adored by everyone later

*Both are each other's only partners, no secondary couples

A friendly warning from the author's list of potential pitfalls:

1. There are plot holes. This is a wish-fulfillment story that's sweet and silly, so don't take it too seriously ovo

2. The System appears very rarely, practically not at all

3. I'm terrible, I'm terrible, I'm terrible. Please go easy on me :(

-- Blurb for the Upcoming Novel --

Calm, quick-witted, carefree shou x domineering, stubborn, vengeful gong

A real professional Daoist shou x a gong who absolutely refuses to believe in the supernatural

Shen Yuchen is a Daoist priest and a washed-up actor ranked somewhere around thirty-second tier.

His career is small and his schedule is free, so whenever he's got nothing to do, he goes back to his old job as a Daoist priest. When he gets tired, he acts as an extra to change things up. Life couldn't be more comfortable, until one day his big mouth gets him into trouble.

After wrapping up an extra role, he was squatting by the roadside waiting for someone. He glanced up by chance, saw that the man in front of him had a dark aura between his brows, and couldn't help adding, "Bro, you've got a dark aura between your brows. Something bad may happen to you today."

He patted his pockets, pulled out a coin, and said it could ward off the bad luck. But the man frowned when he saw it, stepped back to put some distance between them, and replied mockingly:

"You're pretty good at making things up, but I'm not falling for it. Go scam someone else."

Shen Yuchen: ... In all my years, this is the first time anyone has questioned my professional skills.

He shrugged, put the coin away, and stepped aside to let the man pass. As he watched him leave, a dog came out of nowhere and tore up his trouser leg.

Shen Yuchen: Ha.

At the time, he had no idea that the man he'd just mocked was Ji Chengzhou, the new boss of the company he'd never met. He also had no idea that this man would hold a grudge against him and force him to join a livestream variety show.

The show had invited prominent figures from all walks of life. Since he was a washed-up actor who'd been shoved onto the program just as filming was about to start, he was bound to get roasted.

Especially after the production crew asked, "Compared with the others, what would you say your special skill is?" Shen Yuchen thought for two seconds and seriously answered, "I'm really good at divination."

The viewers: "The big shot from the math world is sitting right next to you. Have you no shame?"

Shen Yuchen, getting torn apart by the viewers, ignored them and focused wholeheartedly on protecting his boss:

Shen Yuchen: "Boss, take this copper coin. It really works."

Ji Chengzhou: "No. I don't believe in that stuff."

The viewers: "Heh, a bootlicker gets what he deserves."

Then Ji Chengzhou, refusing to believe in anything supernatural, turned around and walked right into a glass door that had been cleaned so thoroughly that no one realized it was there.

Shen Yuchen: "Boss, I checked the signs. There's going to be a heavy rainstorm when you go out today. Take an umbrella."

Ji Chengzhou glanced at the weather forecast. "No. I'm not taking one."

The viewers: "Ha, it's so sunny out. How could there suddenly be a rainstorm?"

Then Ji Chengzhou had barely stepped outside when a sudden downpour soaked him to the bone.

Things like this kept happening, and Shen Yuchen unexpectedly became famous. Before long, the viewers who had once cursed him out started growing quieter and even began to consider becoming his fans.

The viewers: "This guy's the real deal. If something's going to happen, he really does tell you!" [Tears]

Shen Yuchen, who had inexplicably become a huge star: "... Huh?" [Confused]

*Silly comedy + wish fulfillment

*One-on-one, happy ending

*22.07.06

Theme: Never underestimate yourself