The blurb for my upcoming novel, "The Slacker Taoist Really Doesn't Want to Be a Top-Tier Star", is at the bottom. Please add it to your collection, pretty please qwq
This novel previously took part in a new-author promotion, so there will be lots of check-in comments ovo
-- This Novel's Blurb --
A refined scoundrel with a possessive streak, the senior brother x a laid-back, smooth-talking, thick-headed junior brother
/ A fox immortal on the road to becoming evil every day x a slacker on the road to slacking off every day
Shen Qing is a lowly corporate drone. One day, after working himself to death from overwork, he transmigrates into the cultivation novel he used to read while slacking off at work. Not only that, he ends up as a despised, doomed cannon-fodder character.
Being a good-for-nothing from the start isn't enough. In love, after spending his whole life as a doormat, he eventually has his inner core taken by his senior brother to save the man he loves.
Seeing this, Shen Qing can't help but roar in fury: Outrageous! How can a protagonist in a feel-good power fantasy like me not get a cheat ability to go with my entrance?
And then... then a System appears, telling him he's been given a golden finger called involution, and that if he wants to escape his fate, he needs to make full use of it.
At once, Shen Qing is fired up: I can stay alive by outworking everyone? That's easy! As long as I focus on my career, my senior brother won't be able to catch up!
Exams? Outwork everyone! Meals? Outwork everyone! Cultivation? I can outwork everyone at that too!
He quickly rises from a good-for-nothing to a new star of the sect, then helps turn the tide in the immortal realm in no time. Shen Qing's title as the "Slacker Venerable" grows ever more renowned throughout the immortal realm.
But while he's busy competing with everyone, he has no idea when he caught the attention of his own senior brother. And now the man is about to strike down the newly arrived junior brother!
Shen Qing, looking horrified: "Senior Brother, get a grip! The junior brother is so cute. How can you bring yourself to hurt him?"
Hearing this, the murderous look in Gu Rong's eyes grows even more intense: "You think he's cute? Then we should kill him all the more."
* The love interest has white fox blood, complete with ears and a tail (hehe)
* Silly, lighthearted story, with the golden finger turned up to the max
* 1v1, happy ending (but there will be a love-triangle showdown)
* First time writing, so there are lots of bugs. Please be gentle qwq
* No side couples. The love interest is not the original novel's love interest. Both are virgins
-- Upcoming Novels --
A calm, quick-witted slacker bottom x a domineering, tight-lipped, vengeful top
A real professional Taoist bottom x a real skeptic top
Shen Yuchen is a Taoist priest and a nobody on the entertainment world's thirty-second tier.
He's a minor celebrity with plenty of free time. Whenever he has nothing to do, he goes back to his old line of work, and when he gets tired, he takes a bit part to change things up. Life couldn't be more comfortable, until one day he runs his mouth and says something to a stranger.
After a day as an extra, he is crouching by the side of the road waiting for someone when he glances up by chance. Seeing that the man before him has a dark aura between his brows, he can't help saying, "Buddy, you've got a dark look between your brows. I'm afraid something bad will happen to you today."
He fishes a coin out of his pocket and says it can ward off misfortune. But the man frowns deeply, steps back to put some distance between them, and says mockingly:
"You're pretty good at lying through your teeth. Too bad I'm not falling for it. Go scam someone else."
Shen Yuchen: ...In all my years, no one's ever questioned my professional abilities before.
He shrugs, pockets the coin, and steps aside to let the man pass. As he watches him leave, a dog suddenly rushes out and rips the hem of his pants.
Shen Yuchen: Ha.
What he doesn't know is that the man he just mocked is Ji Chengzhou, the new boss of the company he's about to join, whom he's never met before. He also doesn't know that the man holds a grudge against him, forcing him to take part in a live-streaming variety show with him.
The show invites influential figures from all walks of life. Shen Yuchen is a nobody who gets shoved into the lineup right before filming starts, so of course he'll get plenty of abuse.
Especially after the production team asks, "Compared with the others, what would you say your strong point is?" Shen Yuchen thinks for two seconds, then earnestly answers, "I'm really good at fortune-telling."
Viewers: There's a math genius sitting right next to you. Have you no shame?
While viewers hurl abuse at him, Shen Yuchen ignores them and devotes himself to keeping his boss safe:
Shen Yuchen: Boss, keep this coin. It really works.
Ji Chengzhou: No. I don't believe in that stuff.
Viewers: Heh. Simps never die well.
Then Ji Chengzhou, who refuses to believe in superstition, turns around and walks right into a glass door because it was so clean he thought there was no door there.
Shen Yuchen: Boss, I calculated that there'll be a torrential downpour when you go out today. Take an umbrella.
Ji Chengzhou glances at the weather forecast: I don't believe you. I'm not taking one.
Viewers: Ha! It's so sunny. How could there possibly be a sudden downpour?
And just as Ji Chengzhou steps outside, a sudden downpour drenches him to the bone.
Things like this keep happening, and Shen Yuchen unexpectedly becomes famous. Before long, the viewers who used to curse him with such gusto grow increasingly quiet, and some even start to become fans.
Viewers: This guy's the real deal. If something's going to happen, he'll tell you for real [tears]
Shen Yuchen, who has inexplicably become a sensation: ...Huh? [confused]
-- Other Upcoming Novels --
"The Most Hated Man, But I Make a Comeback with the Bullshit Literature System"
*[Esports] Double Black*, a black-hearted top who seems innocent x an innocent bottom who seems black-hearted
"I'm Trapped in a Love Triangle and Addicted to Drawing Cards"
Theme: Forge through adversity and find a way to survive when all hope seems lost.
The Most Hated, But I Turned It Around with Nonsense Literature
I Got Trapped in a Love Triangle and Became Addicted to Drawing Cards
Welcome to the International Students' Kitchen
This Lazy Taoist Really Doesn't Want to Be a Top-Tier Star
The Divorced Wife Gets Rich Through Food (Transmigrate into a Book)
Everyone's Least Favorite, Yet Their One True Love
I just discovered the pinned function, so let's make an ovo Please bookmark the pre-received articles: "Bai Yueguang is actually myself" (next book) The Buddhist cannon fodder was attacked by the cold and dedicated master / Have no desires and no demands, stay contented x be on the verge of blackness, crazy jealous attack "Top Taoist Priest" True·Professional Taoist priests accept x True·Never believe in evil attacks "I'm addicted to drawing cards when I'm stuck in the Shura field" Finally, I shamelessly ask for a column to be collected and praised, hehe O3O
Laughing to death, so Qing Zai is an unlucky guy who longs to retire but is unable to do so due to falling in love (?)
So happy! I found that the author's writing is getting better and better. When I first read this article, I was very worried because the flaws were so obvious. At first I didn't dare to say it (because I had overestimated my ability to point out the illogical aspects of other authors' articles before, and was criticized by the author for being too lenient. The author's fans also changed the subject and accused me of being a jerk.) Later, from the short essays in the author's words, I felt that the author was a very cute little cutie. In addition, I found a small bug in the author's writing. After pointing it out, I found that the author accepted it humbly. What a really cute little cutie! After reading the latest chapter, I was relieved. Even if there were some flaws that were not pointed out before, it seems that the minor flaws are slowly improving now. Sure enough, if you write more and exercise, you will gradually become better at writing. It is actually quite difficult for novice authors to start writing sand sculptures (it is rare to see novice authors like the author Xiang. Most of the newcomers are old authors from other websites, or they have written for several years and changed their account and started from scratch. Therefore, their first book is very popular). My personal preference is Sha Giaowen, because the main theme of Sha Giaowen is relaxation, laughter and tears. There are also preferred authors. Most authors who write sand sculptures have written several books for several years before developing their own style. (In some cases, a novel that is very compatible with the author and can be said to be a masterpiece becomes popular, and then other novels become popular.) The author should work hard to become the first type of author, after all, the second type depends on praise and life. As long as the writing has its own characteristics, even if it is not at the level of a great writer, there will still be a large number of very sticky book fans. (I hope the author doesn't think I talk too much. It's okay if you do. The worst thing is that I won't say anything next time.)
The combat part is still lacking a bit. If it weren't for Sha Diaoxiang, the impact would still be quite big. There is actually a bit of a gap in the middle. Qingzai's vest actually feels useless... It's better to say that their vests are useless (maybe it's too ridiculous). I originally thought it was T0 strength, but after removing the vest, it was only T1, which is neither up nor down.
Le, the first reaction is to think crookedly, hahahahaha, I care about you because I am greedy for his body.
Check in, check in, check in~ Shen Qing: I'm right~ You guys were too anxious (spread your hands) Gu Rong: What should I do if my wife is too straight? Just pamper her~ (I have a wife, do you have one?)
As expected of a fox, he is also jealous of himself Happy New Year!
The soundtrack of the graveyard dance hahahahahahaha is still erhu and suona, how wonderful!
What plush lover can resist the temptation of nine tails and ears?
If you can't beat it, then join in the hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha last performance of "Good job, comrades!" "Serve the people!"