Hands Off the Aloof Cannon Fodder! [Quick Transmigration]

[Complete! The upcoming novel, I Became Everyone's Favorite While Shipping CPs in a Boy Band, is available to add to your collection on my author page. Click through if you're interested!] Lan Se is an artificial intelligence (AI) that comes close to perfection. By nature, he is cold and emotionless. During a Turing test, Lan Se transmigrates into different fictional worlds, where he becomes a cannon-fodder tool character. He can return to the real world only by completing his missions. No AI would willingly break free of its programming. So, for Lan Se, playing a cannon-fodder tool character whose fate is set and who is loved by no one is a piece of cake. But... Lan Se's fate unfolds in an unexpected way. World One (complete): Omega-disguised-as-a-Beta butler assistant uke X exceptionally high-grade Alpha domineering CEO, a flirtatious seme (seme is a virgin) Lan Se is the male lead Chi Shu's butler and assistant. One day, he suddenly differentiates from a Beta into a recessive Omega. Lan Se has to perfectly conceal his Omega identity until the mission ends, because Chi Shu hates Omegas more than anything. Yet whenever he catches the scorching, searing pheromones of Chi Shu, an exceptionally high-grade Alpha, uncontrollable undercurrents surge beneath Lan Se's cool exterior. World Two (complete): Tasteless food critic uke X rising-star chef seme Lan Se is a top food critic who suddenly loses his sense of taste. Only dishes made by the protagonist, Ji Chengchuan, can restore his sense of taste, and let him experience the emotions Ji Chengchuan poured into making them, both physically and emotionally. But the first time they meet, Ji Chengchuan, who is naturally gay, falls in love with Lan Se at first sight. And Lan Se's character is a cool, aloof straight man who dislikes gay people. World Three (currently updating): Intersex emperor uke X ambitious, vicious-dog general seme (pregnancy) To save his family's lives, Huo Feihan endures humiliation and becomes the dog of the foolish emperor, Lan Se. He acts like a loyal dog in front of Lan Se, but deep down he's a vicious dog who wants to devour his master, eager to eat his flesh and gnaw his bones. Until one day, Huo Feihan discovers Lan Se's secret: Lan Se is congenitally infertile and intersex. Huo Feihan plans to use it to blackmail Lan Se, but never expects... to get caught up in it himself. Years later, Lan Se is pregnant. Cool, aloof cannon-fodder, a heartthrob uke X various split-personality semes P.S. 1. I write a few hundred words an hour, so updates are slow. I'm writing this for myself, with new chapters dropping at no set time each day. 2. One-on-one throughout. The seme has multiple personalities. Some worlds feature pregnancy. Some worlds have bad endings, and some have happy endings. The overall ending is happy. 3. The world order and the semes' and ukes' specific character settings may change before the story starts. 4. No moral crusaders or writing advice, please. If you don't like it, click X. Let's keep the comments civil for everyone's sake. 5. I may revise earlier chapters at any time, and the plot and content may differ substantially from pirated versions. The complete story is only available on Jinjiang Literature City. [Cover character design: Zhen Jun (non-exclusive)] This is the next upcoming story! Title: I Became Everyone's Favorite While Shipping CPs in a Boy Band Blurb: As the saying goes: If a boy band doesn't play up the bromance, they might as well go home and grow sweet potatoes. On the eve of rookie boy band Fivestar's debut, fan edits of official pairings make four of its five handsome members go viral. Main vocalist: A rich second-generation B-King chasing his dream of entering show business. His personality is icy, but his looks are out of this world. Supporting vocalist: A gorgeous celebrity kid, the pinnacle of cool abstinence, and an all-around idol. Main dancer: Seductive and bewitching, with a bold personality and a sexy figure. He's never worn a complete outfit. Lead singer: A pure-hearted, puppy-like ray of sunshine, with a low voice and a waist that has fans howling. The only one who hasn't become popular is the ordinary Gu Rui'an, happily playing the role of the straight-man leader. He spends his days shipping CPs and mothering the boys, then plays dead during stage shows and variety programs, waiting for his bandmates' CPs to carry him to victory. But after Fivestar officially debuts, every member's CP arrows point straight at him? At an endorsement photoshoot, Gu Rui'an and the aloof main vocalist are inseparable. CP fan number one: Gentle leader uke X B-King main vocalist seme, I'm in love! Onstage, Gu Rui'an and the cool supporting vocalist exchange a smile. CP fan number two: Gentle leader uke X abstinent, aloof beauty seme is the hottest pairing! At a pajama party, Gu Rui'an is pinned to the bed by the sultry main dancer. CP fan number three: The gentle leader uke belongs with the mischievous main dancer seme! At a CCTV gala, Gu Rui'an sings a love duet with the shy, puppy-like lead singer. CP fan number four: If gentle leader uke X younger puppy-like lead singer seme isn't real, then I must be fake! Gu Rui'an's CP supertopic takes over the top four spots on Weibo, and All-Gu pairings go viral across the internet. Gu Rui'an, a straight man forced to bend: ...I can't smile. Wasn't this supposed to be a straight man's easy-victory story? How did it turn into a story about the ultimate uke stealing the show and carrying the whole group? Manager, bro, change the script! I'm straight!!! Straight-man heartthrob, gentle leader uke X B-King domineering CEO main vocalist seme #Five (Losers) Become Star# #No Matter What, You Can't Escape the Gay-Gay World# #Manager, Bro, I Want to Go Home and Grow Sweet Potatoes!# #I Really Am Straight QAQ# Premise: A civilization without humans, made up only of machines, would lose its reason to exist