I Took Over the Boss Dazai's Account

There's been a lot of news out of Yokohama lately. A certain Port Mafia boss went on a rampage in Tokyo. Boss Dazai (looking up at the sky): ... The boss actually lost a duel with the Hat Rack. Boss Dazai (looking down): ... Boss Dazai: If I said my account had been hacked, would you believe me? Hat Rack (giving the boss the most basic level of trust). The boss was caught chasing a cat around the office without his pants on. Hat Rack (suspicious look): Was your account hacked for that too? Boss Dazai: Yeah, it was all a hack. Tan-kun (innocent face). Tan-kun's game reviews: "Time Stop" is a great game. My friend B and I wreaked havoc, though we can't share scripts, so it was a bit troublesome trying to experience each other's stories. "Work Simulator" seems to have a way to cheat: just peek at Friend A's screen to get tons of information. The AI and I have already taken over Kanto. I guess that's a hidden Easter egg. "Cat Chef" gets a terrible review!!! Why would a cat put dish soap in ramen?! Also, what's so fun about "Yokohama Orphans"...? Why is Friend B so obsessed with it? Now I kind of want to try it too. Friend A's game review: "Work Simulator" is great. It's my one true love. I'm addicted to it every day and have become the biggest grinder in the NPCs' eyes. But why is the undercover mission going so badly? The other side knows everything I'm doing! Someone is definitely cheating in this game! Friend B's game review: "Time Stop" is good. It's a little gory, but it's great exercise. "Yokohama Orphans" is a wholesome raising simulator, full of heartwarming scenes. After playing it, I find it hard to go back to "Time Stop." It's just that the hardheaded detective agency guy in "Work Simulator" is a bit much. Also, one thing for Tan-kun: "Yokohama Orphans" is a wholesome raising game, but it's not a wholesome dating game. Boss Dazai (muttering): They have no parents. Even if they're adults, doesn't that still make them orphans? Theme: Real life is wonderful and colorful. Don't get addicted to games.