At the age of forty-two, Sakaguchi Ango's life as an overworked corporate drone came to an end. But just before he could be reincarnated, he won a lottery he hadn't even entered.
A travel voucher to another world. Duration: indefinite.
Ango: An indefinite sentence? And you call this a reward?
World Consciousness: To reward you for your contributions to world peace, Ango-kun~ We'll even arrange a marriage for you~ (heart hands)
Ango: ...I regret protecting that ridiculous world.
A new teacher arrives at PK Academy, a private school.
Round glasses, refined and handsome, with an erudite air and a cultured way of speaking. Yet above his lips sits a seductive beauty mark.
But when Kusuo Saiki reads his thoughts, his expression gradually twists.
Ango: "What atrocious demon came up with this kind of 'reward'? They even made it a dating show, livestreamed in real time from my point of view. Wait, that comment that just floated by sounds awfully familiar... My head hurts so much I could throw up."
Ango: "Are the markers really this obvious? That heart and arrow look like they belong to a different dimension from mine. What a lousy doodle style."
Ango: "I thought an arranged marriage was already rock bottom, but I never imagined the other person would not only be a man, but my student! Am I destined to live out my life as a disgrace of a teacher? God, can't this really just be a nightmare..."
Saiki: ...
God, are you so bored that you have to find something amusing to do?
※On the surface, both are naturally and exclusively platonic, with no interest in sex. Saiki being the top means he is the more proactive one in the relationship.
※If tormenting one sarcastic guy brings you joy, tormenting two brings you N times as much joy.
※That shady-looking System sent by World Consciousness isn't Dazai. If I had to describe it, it's like Douma cosplaying as Dazai. (That's just the vibe! Even its wicked sense of humor is an act. It's a pure, high-end AI System.)
I chose this style because Ango-chan likes this sort of thing, too (laughs).
Theme: This is an excellent matchmaking mechanism
[Xia-Wu] Planting Fruit, Bearing None
What Should I Do When the Whole World Wants Me to Marry the Strongest?
[Crossover] Have You Ever Heard That Motherhood Makes You Strong?
[Crossover] Go Easy on the Love, Gojo Satoru
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[Crossover] Jie You and His Memoir of His Deceased Wife
I Heard the Six Eyes Inherited Cursed Speech
[Crossover] Is My Main Storyline Playing Matchmaker?
[Gintama] How a Dad-Type Man Was Made (Through Dual Cultivation)