
Professional Seller of Melons, Whoever Buys Them Gets Praised
专业卖瓜,谁买谁夸
by Bazhu (芭竹)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 458k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Lighthearted
- Romance of the Times
- Wealthy Family
Synopsis
The next books are "The female partner in metaphysics literature is a top-notch seller" and "She doesn't want to fall in love with this unlucky love drama all day long!" Cheng Zhiyi is a poor female college student. On the day she was recognized by a wealthy family, she was bound to the melon-eating system. The system said that she was a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel who died tragically after causing a series of troubles for the male and female protagonists. Good news: As long as you unlock a certain amount of melons, the plot will change in small cases, and the ending will change in large cases. Bad news: If you don't eat melon in a day, you'll die. System: Eating melons is not that easy. People nowadays are very privacy conscious. My last host had to do good deeds day and night to ensure that I could eat melons every day. You... Cheng Zhiyi said seriously: "Oh." Then I opened a small online store. System: "..." … When Zhou Cichuan was wandering around on the Internet, he discovered a small online store called "Your Melon", which had only one product. There are a few big words on the product picture: Sell your melons. Opening reward: RMB 1 for the first five days. Zhou Cichuan has eaten watermelon, cucumber, bitter melon and cantaloupe before, but this is the first time I have heard of your melon. It was one yuan a piece, so he had nothing to do, so he ordered one to play with. Store: [Fill in the information and click Confirm. Zhou Cichuan followed the store's instructions and clicked Confirm. A line appeared on the screen of his mobile phone - the potted plant on the 23rd floor will fall in three seconds. If you don't want to be killed, I suggest you run away now. Three seconds after running away, the potted plant hit the spot where he was just standing and shattered into pieces. Zhou Cichuan: ... I am super. … The Zhou family, who are famous for being unlucky, suddenly experienced a change of fortune in recent days. People who followed the Zhou family found out after some inquiries that it was because they bought melons from an online store. "???" "What to buy??" "Is the Zhou family crazy, the person who spread the news, or am I crazy?" "Don't talk to me about this kind of thing in the future. I'm afraid that low IQ will be contagious." "Whoever believes this kind of thing is a fool." "That's right, and the price is not low. Money is not wasted like this!" But some people still wanted to give it a try and placed an order. The shop owner responded ruthlessly: [Dear, we only sell one melon a day~ Today's melons have been sold out. I suggest you come back tomorrow~] There must be no one placing orders for such a nonsensical store. As a result, I couldn't get a spot for ten days in a row, and people around me were transferring money one after another. He couldn't get a spot:? ? ? ? ? Surrounded by liars who don't mean what they say! … When Cheng Zhiyi is bored, he will do something that is both entertaining and satisfying. For example, I went to participate in the variety show "Love Variety 101". "Romance 101" is composed of 101 girls and 101 boys. Only the nine couples who are successfully matched and voted by the audience to have the highest sweetness can join hands and win the sweet prize, while the rest have to stay and record the next episode. Others know each other, but Cheng Zhiyi wants to eat: While others choose the person they like, Cheng Zhi intends to eat the melon: Others held hands and spread candies to ask for votes, but Cheng Zhiyi was still eating. Cheng Zhiyi: Well... This one and this one are real lovers, that one and that one know each other in real life, those two have children but are not married yet, this one was forced into marriage by the family, and that one only likes cats but not people... And there is another one, oh, darling, where did this poor little rich man come from? ... "The heroine of metaphysics literature becomes a top-notch salesperson" Copywriting: Yuga, a spirit possessor from another world, accidentally time-traveled into the female partner of the same name from a metaphysics romance novel in Chengdu. As soon as she time-traveled, she faced the terrible situation of being expelled from school, expelled from her family, and insulted by the entire network. After understanding the background of the times. Yuga: It's not a big problem. She took over a company on the verge of bankruptcy and quickly launched new products. As soon as the news came out, there were countless ridicules. A classmate watching the show: [Can someone who doesn't do well in school start a company? Competitor in the same industry: [It seems we don't have to worry, that little girl will bankrupt the company by herself. The You family members who kicked her out of the house said: [I want to see how long her shabby company can stay open! Netizens who hate her: [You&*%¥ are still running a company, I #@¥@## will apologize to You Li immediately! Yuga: Launched her new product. ……. Ying Liezhe is a young anchor who is famous for his curiosity. On this day, he saw the news on the hot search that Yuga, who has countless negative fans, has really launched a new product. The name of the product is - Damn Glasses. On the day the glasses arrived, Ying Liezhe started the live broadcast as usual. The eye-catching title attracted many people to watch. The comments on the barrage included everything, and most of them criticized Yuga. The appetizing Ying Liezhe smiled and put on his glasses in front of 100,000 people in the live broadcast room. The next second, he burst into tears. ——He met his grandmother who died three years ago. ……. In this world where metaphysics is prevalent, people are tortured by evil spirits every day until they voluntarily give up their lives. Until one day, a businessman named Yuga appeared. The goods she sells are always sold out as soon as they are sold. Goods include but are not limited to: ghost glasses, ghost-sweeping robots, 3D ghost-fighting machines, ghost-inflated water... And the name Yuga also replaced the most talented boy in Xuanmen and became the star of the new era! The principal of Shenlong welcomed her back to school, the powerful head of the family took her home, her competitors came to ask for cooperation, and netizens who scolded her cried and begged to be blacklisted online every day. They also wanted to buy products, woo woo woo! Yuga, who has over 100 million fans: She has already said it, it's not a big problem. "She doesn't want to fall in love with this unlucky love show for a whole day!" Copywriting: After his accidental death, Wen Shaoli traveled through time and became the female supporting character of the same name in the book. "Are You in Love Today" is a romance show with extremely high expectations. All the guests here have bad backgrounds and looks, and are all highly sought after in their respective industries. Wen Shaoli is the only one who is disliked. According to the original plot, Wen Shaoli will be tortured to pieces by the original heroine here, and gain a large number of negative fans. Wen Shaoli was weak, helpless and pitiful: I'm dead, woo woo woo. However, on the first day of recording, Wen Shaoli and the male lead bonded. When Wen Shaoli smiled, he would laugh too. When Wen Shaoli cried, he would inevitably cry. Wen Shaoli was frightened and he could not sit still. On the second day of recording, Wen Shaoli and the male lead had sex with each other. In the tacit understanding test, there was no wrong answer. #Bestcouple# is on the trending search list. On the third day of recording, Wen Shaoli and the third male heard each other's thoughts. The complaints about others that sounded at the same time made the friendship between the two people quickly heat up. On the fourth day of recording, Wen Shaoli could control the fourth male at will. As long as she says what she wants to do, the fourth male will do it for her. Even if she says she wants the stars in the sky, the fourth male will fight for it all her life. Just when Wen Shaoli thought that this outrageous golden finger was about to end, she suddenly discovered that she also had a special connection with the new fifth male... Wen Shaoli: ... She doesn't want to fall in love with this unlucky romance for a whole day! Purpose: To promote the virtue of being willing to help others and doing good deeds without leaving a name.
More by this author
Salted Fish Becomes Famous in Survival Variety Show and Becomes Koi
Bazhu
小
Little Rainbow Fart Became Famous in the Secret Room Variety Show
Bazhu
公
The Almighty Fake Daughter's Love Variety Is a Popularity
Bazhu