
Salted Fish Becomes Famous in Survival Variety Show and Becomes Koi
咸鱼在求生综艺爆红成锦鲤
by Bazhu (芭竹)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 211k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The next books are "Professional melon seller, whoever buys it gets praised" and "The villain's daughter must do good deeds every day" Copywriting of this article: Xianyu Suizhi suddenly traveled to a cannon fodder female character with the same name in a book about the entertainment industry. The original heroine in the book was participating in a survival variety show. Eight guests were dropped on an isolated island with nothing but clothes and belongings. They had to provide food, clothing, housing and transportation by themselves. The other seven people soon realized that something was wrong with Sui Zhi. She used to rush to do the work, but now she couldn't do anything. She even refused to cook the three meals she had been responsible for. Everyone picked wild fruits and shared them. Sui Zhi didn't participate, so she didn't get a share, but she actually had a wild fruit in her hand! Someone accused her of stealing. As soon as she finished speaking, a wild fruit fell from the sky and fell firmly into Sui Zhi's hands. When they made a fire at night, the other seven people dug into the wood to make the fire for a long time without even smoking. Suizhi just picked up firewood and piled it up, but the firewood actually ignited spontaneously! It's just spontaneous combustion, what's even more outrageous is! During the hunting session, the seven of them were sweating profusely after chasing a rabbit for a long time, but it crashed to death at Sui Zhi's feet. Everyone: "???? Directly God rewards rice Reading Guide 1. The male protagonist appears late. "Professional melon seller, whoever buys it will praise it" Copywriting: Cheng Zhiyi is a poor female college student. On the day she was recognized by a wealthy family, she was bound to the melon-eating system. The system said that she was a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel who died tragically after causing a series of troubles for the male and female protagonists. Good news: As long as you unlock a certain amount of melons, the plot will change in small cases, and the ending will change in large cases. Bad news: If you don't eat melon in a day, you'll die. System: Eating melons is not that easy. People nowadays are very privacy conscious. My last host had to do good deeds day and night to ensure that I could eat melons every day. You... Cheng Zhiyi said seriously: "Oh. " Then I opened a small online store. System: "..." … When Zhou Cichuan was wandering around on the Internet, he discovered a small online store called "Your Melon", which had only one product. There are a few big words on the product picture: Sell your melons. Opening reward: RMB 1 for the first five days. Zhou Cichuan has eaten watermelon, cucumber, bitter melon and cantaloupe before, but this is the first time I have heard of your melon. It was one yuan a piece, so he had nothing to do, so he ordered one to play with. Store: [Fill in the information and click Confirm. Zhou Cichuan followed the store's instructions and clicked Confirm. A line appeared on the screen of his mobile phone - the potted plant on the 23rd floor will fall in three seconds. If you don't want to be killed, I suggest you run away now. Three seconds after running away, the potted plant hit the spot where he was just standing and shattered into pieces. Zhou Cichuan: ... I am super. … The Zhou family, who are famous for being unlucky, suddenly experienced a change of fortune in recent days. People who followed the Zhou family found out after some inquiries that it was because they bought melons from an online store. "? ? ? " "What to buy? ? " "Is the Zhou family crazy, the person who spread the news, or am I crazy? " "Don't tell me this kind of thing in the future, I'm afraid that low IQ will be contagious. "Whoever believes this kind of thing is a fool." "That's right, and the price is not low. Money is not wasted like this!" But some people still wanted to give it a try and placed an order. The shop owner responded ruthlessly: [Dear, we only sell one melon a day~ Today's melons have been sold out. I suggest you come back tomorrow~] There must be no one placing orders for such a nonsensical store. As a result, I couldn't get a spot for ten days in a row, and people around me were transferring money one after another. He couldn't get a spot:? ? ? ? ? Surrounded by liars who don't mean what they say! … When Cheng Zhiyi is bored, he will do something that is both entertaining and satisfying. For example, I went to participate in the variety show "Love Variety 101". "Romance 101" is composed of 101 girls and 101 boys. Only the nine couples who are successfully matched and voted by the audience to have the highest sweetness can join hands and win the sweet prize, while the rest have to stay and record the next episode. Others know each other, but Cheng Zhiyi wants to eat: While others choose the person they like, Cheng Zhi intends to eat the melon: Others held hands and spread candies to ask for votes, but Cheng Zhiyi was still eating. Cheng Zhiyi: Well... This one and this one are real lovers, that one and that one know each other in real life, those two have children but are not married yet, this one was forced into marriage by the family, and that one only likes cats but not people... And there is another one, oh, darling, where did this poor little rich man come from? "The villainous daughter must do good deeds every day" Copywriting: After learning that I was the vicious female supporting character in a campus Mary Sue novel, in order not to be erased by the system, I actively played the role of the vicious female supporting character and tried hard not to lose my character. I would kick any dog that passed by me. However, on this ordinary cloudy day, I bound to the villain's self-rescue system, which ruthlessly and sadly informed me (here it means it is very ruthless, and I am very sad): [Although you have excellent mobility, perfect expression, and acting skills comparable to popular traffic stars, you are not! ! ! ! You used too much force! You're done washing it! I don't want to die, so I ask it what to do. It sighed: [What else can I do? Just do something good and do something good to make up for it. I told my little brother that I wanted to be a good person. He was so shocked that he broke half of his front teeth: "Since I met you, there are no good words in your dictionary. Do you know what makes a good person?" The system gave me some guidance, Mingjin: [Start with small things first. You are a student, and the most important thing to do right now is to study hard. I suddenly remembered that the homework was still in the hands of my classmates. I want my homework back, and also my classmates' homework. I showed a kind smile and said to him: "You have been helping me write my homework for so long. Let me write your homework for you." The classmate burst into tears: "Sister Yao, I was wrong. I will never draw a bastard in your homework book again. TAT." My class is at the bottom of the class in terms of age. Most of my classmates have money and love to play. They can do anything in class, but they don't listen to the lectures. But these people all listen to me, who has the best family background and the confidence given by my parents. The classroom that had been noisy for two years was so quiet for the first time that you could hear a pin drop on the ground. The teacher sweated all over the podium and went back to write "The Unblinking Mute Students in Sleepwalking Mysteries". After visiting the campus forum, my mood was the same as the weather outside. I found that I seemed to have messed up. I am a good person, but I am treated as a pervert. The following are a few posts that impressed me deeply: "Ignorant passerby asks, does Shu Yao like to laugh? Why do I see her smiling every time I meet her? The main reason is that her smile is so creepy. Can my classmates beg her not to laugh? ! "I heard her classmate say that she wants to be a good person, hahahahahahahahaha, redefine "good person". "Does anyone know what Shu Yao has been through recently? Why are you becoming more and more bt? "Let's take a closer look at Shu Yao's new methods of punishing people since the beginning of school. "Shu Yao and I must go crazy today! Purpose: Enjoy life the way you like
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