[Advance copy of "Professional melon seller, whoever buys it will praise it"]
As the only auspicious cloud that always speaks the truth, Tao Tao was punished three times when she was a child. From then on, she developed the habit of only saying good things and being obedient, and behaved like a rainbow fart.
Thanks to her, the overall eye-catching value of the heaven increased by one degree. However, just because she drifted to other people's land while sleeping, she was punished to be put into a book and dressed as an unflattering female counterpart.
When the guest list of "Secret Room" was announced, Tao Tao was the least favored one, and many people even signed up to replace her.
Who would have thought that after the show started airing, the biggest attraction would be her.
The boy band's IQ is so weak that he can't unlock a simple lock. Others are laughing at him, but only Tao Tao cheers him on: "Believe in yourself! You can do it!"
The barrage complained about her cuteness and pretending to be cute. Someone just set the flag and found it impossible to unlock it, and the next second it unlocked!
Xu Qiao, a newbie, worked as a stunt double when she was a rookie and injured her ankle, making her unable to exercise strenuously. During the escape phase, everyone had to abandon her, even she gave up.
Tao Tao comforted her with a smile: "It doesn't matter, you will definitely not be found if you hide under the table!"
The barrage said that she had green tea and hiding under the table was the same as dying, but Xu Qinggu ended up in the end.
Movie queen Qiao Yilan worked too hard on her career in her early years and damaged her body. During the recording process, she accidentally revealed that she wanted a child. No one knew what to say. Tao Tao's eyes were crooked as she was pushed out: "Don't worry, good people are rewarded. You will definitely have a baby!"
The barrage scolded her for being hypocritical and hypocritical, giving people hope and then facing disappointment, which was even more devastating.
Three months later, Qiao Yilan announced the good news of pregnancy.
People who have scolded Tao Tao: "????"
Taking advantage of the popularity of "Secret Room", Tao Tao's agent created a metaphysical persona for Tao Tao. With the strong expectation of the whole network to be overturned, Tao Tao's persona not only did not collapse, but was awarded the title of Master. Many people paid a lot of money just to say a good word to her.
Tao Tao: I am just a rainbow fart who was beaten severely since childhood.
*The background world is imaginary, thank you for your support.
*The main heroine story has a male protagonist, but the male protagonist appears late.
"Professional melon seller, whoever buys it will praise it"
Copywriting:
Cheng Zhiyi is a poor female college student. On the day she was recognized by a wealthy family, she was bound to the melon-eating system. The system said that she was a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel who died tragically after causing a series of troubles for the male and female protagonists.
Good news: As long as you unlock a certain amount of melons, the plot will change in small cases, and the ending will change in large cases.
Bad news: If you don't eat melon in a day, you'll die.
System: Eating melons is not that easy. People nowadays are very privacy conscious. My last host had to do good deeds day and night to ensure that I could eat melons every day. You...
Cheng Zhiyi said seriously: "Oh."
Then I opened a small online store.
System: "..."
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When Zhou Cichuan was wandering around on the Internet, he discovered a small online store called "Your Melon", which had only one product.
There are a few big words on the product picture: Sell your melons. Opening reward: RMB 1 for the first five days.
Zhou Cichuan has eaten watermelon, cucumber, bitter melon and cantaloupe before, but this is the first time I have heard of your melon.
It was one yuan a piece, so he had nothing to do, so he ordered one to play with.
Store: [Fill in the information and click Confirm.
Zhou Cichuan followed the store's instructions and clicked Confirm. A line appeared on the screen of his mobile phone - the potted plant on the 23rd floor will fall in three seconds. If you don't want to be killed, I suggest you run away now.
Three seconds after running away, the potted plant hit the spot where he was just standing and shattered into pieces.
Zhou Cichuan: ... I am super.
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The Zhou family, who are famous for being unlucky, suddenly experienced a change of fortune in recent days. People who followed the Zhou family found out after some inquiries that it was because they bought melons from an online store.
"???"
"What to buy??"
"Is the Zhou family crazy, the person who spread the news, or am I crazy?"
"Don't tell me this kind of thing in the future, I'm afraid that low IQ will be contagious.
"Whoever believes this kind of thing is a fool. "
"That's right, and the price is not low either. Money is not wasted like this! "
But some people still wanted to give it a try and placed an order. The shop owner responded ruthlessly: [Dear, we only sell one melon a day~ Today's melons have been sold out. I suggest you come back tomorrow~]
There must be no one placing orders for such a nonsensical store. As a result, I couldn't get a spot for ten days in a row, and people around me were transferring money one after another.
He couldn't get a spot:? ? ? ? ? Surrounded by liars who don't mean what they say!
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When Cheng Zhiyi is bored, he will do something that is both entertaining and satisfying. For example, I went to participate in the variety show "Love Variety 101".
"Romance 101" is composed of 101 girls and 101 boys. Only the nine couples who are successfully matched and voted by the audience to have the highest sweetness can join hands and win the sweet prize, while the rest have to stay and record the next episode.
Others know each other, but Cheng Zhiyi wants to eat:
While others choose the person they like, Cheng Zhi intends to eat the melon:
Others held hands and spread candies to ask for votes, but Cheng Zhiyi was still eating.
Cheng Zhiyi: Well... This one and this one are real lovers, that one and that one know each other in real life, those two have children but are not married yet, this one was forced into marriage by the family, and that one only likes cats but not people... And there is another one, oh, darling, where did this poor little rich man come from?
Motto: Life is full of hope, don't give up easily.