I Became Famous After Bringing the Villain's Kid on a Variety Show

[2022.7.17 Just dropping an idea: thug dad vs. villain kids] [This is a coming-of-age story about family bonds] Chu Tom, an obscure actor, was forced to bind himself to the "Villain Dad System." The System tossed him three terrifying villains straight out of a violent comic (note: all in chubby toddler form) and forced him to raise them. * The original work is a mature-rated violent comic. The three villains did every evil under the sun, then killed off the entire hero team in the final chapter and took over the world. Chu Tom: ...I'm doomed. He decided to teach the kids to be good people and stay on the right path. * Dad Mission 1: Join a childcare variety show and start raising the kids. * Child-Raising Plan A: The Gentle Approach On the childcare variety show, Chu Tom taught the Three Character Classic with a look of fatherly affection. The toddler villains, who were formidable fighters, beat him until he was black and blue. [Plan failed.] * Child-Raising Plan B: Fight Fire with Fire. [Violent Villain] The violent little brat dropped his schoolbag with a scowl. The ground caved in with a thud. "I'm back." Smack! A huge hand slapped the brat on the back. Chu Tom snapped, "Pick up your bag! Watch your language! You go around saying 'I'm back' all day, but I'm the one who's your dad!" Villain No. 1 as a toddler got a cross-shaped vein popping on his forehead: ...I'll endure it! [Sinister and Cruel Villain] A creepy, gloomy preschooler flung a handful of nails at the man who claimed to be his dad. The man dodged... A hand reached out and grabbed the boy by the ear. Chu Tom: "That's what you get for littering!" Villain No. 2 as a toddler: "Dad! Dad! Dad! I'm sorry! You're going to tear my ear off!" [Sweet-on-the-Outside, Dark-on-the-Inside Psycho Villain] The little dumpling asked to be picked up in a baby voice, while secretly trying to stab Chu Tom in the back. Before the knife could reach him, a hand seized the child's fluffy hair and yanked hard. Chu Tom: "How dare you disrespect your elders at your age!" Villain No. 3 as a toddler: "Dad... You're pulling my hair too tight. I don't want to go bald!" [The villain-raising method of fighting fire with fire: plan complete!] From then on, Chu Tom began his career as a thug dad. * A comment flashed across the screen during the live variety show: That's domestic abuse! The kids have it so rough! The three little dumplings: Nonsense! When Dad hits us, it's love; when he scolds us, it's affection! * Dad Mission 2: Take the kids to film a drama. * A few years later, the house was filled with awards and certificates: Model Student, Good Seedling Medal, First Place in the Good Baby Eating Contest... Chu Tom nodded in satisfaction while the three little ones trembled. "Dad's smile is so scary." Reader's guide: 1. A heartwarming story of an obscure actor turned thug dad and his unlucky kids outsmarting each other, with a little bit of [violence (crossed out)] warmth. 2. Not quick transmigration. There are three kids in all, and every one of them is Dad's darling. 3. No romance. The three kids were born of the earth and sky, and sprang from a rock. 4. In addition to the childcare variety show, there will also be filming with the kids. Theme: Love the work you do.