The Villain Really Doesn’t Want to Do This!

[Original title: The Strongest Villain Only Wants to Serve His Country!] When Guo Tiaotiao wakes up, he discovers that he has been bound to the "Strongest Villain System." Every day, the villain system randomly provides him with one world-destroying superpower. System: Host, please claim today's superpower and complete today's world-destruction plan. Guo Tiaotiao, looking terrified: No, I don't want to! After experiencing things like flying through the sky as an evil dragon and splitting the heavens and earth apart, Guo Tiaotiao realizes that he isn't dreaming. He immediately makes up his mind: to run into the arms of his motherland and serve his country! [Summon a Tsunami] System: Host, please flood the entire world. Guo Tiaotiao: Roger that! I'm off to put out a fire! The firefighters at the fire scene stare in unison as Guo Tiaotiao leaps around, summoning wind and rain. The fire is out... and the fire engine got a wash, too. [Foresee Disasters] System: Host, please cause a disaster. Guo Tiaotiao: Roger that! I'm off to save my fellow citizens! The employees of the earthquake bureau are eating when they all look toward Guo Tiaotiao, who rushes in in a panic. The earthquake alert sounds! ...It came 20 hours early, and no one was injured. [Invulnerable Body] System: Host, cause a major accident immediately! Guo Tiaotiao: Roger that! I'm on my way to help surround some criminals! Near the border, lawbreakers tremble as they watch someone emerge unscathed from a hail of bullets. Everyone surrenders! ...The suspects, with nowhere left to run, weep and beg him to stop beating them! * Besides the world-destruction missions, the system also forces Guo Tiaotiao to become the most evil villainous capitalist. System: Expand the villain organization immediately. Become the strongest villain. Guo Tiaotiao: ...Fine! He forces his employees: Your job is to play video games and do good deeds! He makes his employees: No ordering takeout. You can only eat five-star luxury staff meals! He forces his employees: Work three days and rest four. No working late! * Before long, the [Guo Tiaotiao Special Ability Task Force] is established on the spot. Elite experts from all over the country gather downstairs from Guo Tiaotiao's building, eagerly looking forward each day to seeing what his superpower will be. * However... the villain system's superpowers sometimes have unexpected side effects. Guo Tiaotiao, with rain pouring down over his head, clings tightly to a neatly dressed guy from the research team, crying buckets. "If I'm getting soaked, you're getting soaked too. I can't be the only one whose appearance is ruined." Guo Tiaotiao, whose power is to gain 20 pounds from one bite, viciously pokes the special police team's rock-hard abs, grinding his teeth in fury. Villain System: The strongest villain I trained seems to have become the world's savior?… * Reader's note: This story is set in a fictional world. Nothing in it is related to real life. The events mentioned in the blurb are not listed in chronological order. ↓ A no-romance male protagonist story available for pre-order. Please add it to your favorites if you're interested!~ The intro for The Socially Anxious Wolf Cub Joins a Boy Band and Heals the World [Showbiz]: A wild wolf cub with social anxiety somehow gets bound to a healing system. System: I will grant my Host the ability to heal hearts... Wait! Why did I bind a non-human? After a flurry of operations by the system, the naive wolf cub is transmigrated into the body of a boy band rookie and begins a mission to heal the world. * [Farm-Themed Variety Show] The wolf cub is all muscle, mowing grass, hoeing fields, and feeding pigs, working at full tilt. One wolf heads out early and comes back late, doing all the work in the entire village by himself. The villagers are stunned. The little wolf shyly says: He'll do the hard and tiring jobs. He can't let humans get too exhausted. [Guest Role in a Firefighter Drama] The factory being used as a filming location accidentally explodes! The wolf cub rushes into the fire alone, shuts off the valves, and puts out the flames! The wolf cub, almost burned to a crisp, collapses on the ground from exhaustion: It's the little wolf's mission to protect humans! [Singing Competition] The wolf cub is young and handsome, but mute, and is destined to be eliminated in the first round. Instead, he unexpectedly creates a healing hit song! [Outdoor Reality Show] It was supposed to be a treasure hunt arranged by the production crew, but the wolf cub actually finds the country's lost national treasure! [Environmental Awareness Campaign] The wolf cub struggles to speak like a human, stammering: H-hello, I'm here to p-pick up trash! The wolf cub works hard and does whatever he's asked! Protecting the human environment starts with the little wolf! The mute, handsome guy becomes famous across the internet. The media collectively dig up dirt, and sure enough, they uncover shocking revelations! [Shocking! Click to See the Wild Little Wolf's Unknown Side] In the trending photo, the broad-shouldered, long-legged, clueless wolf cub sits quietly on a little stool, engrossed in Animal World. 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