My Nen Ability Doubles My Desires

[Your goal: Create 7 characters the audience will remember.

Current progress: 0/7]

My name is Qi Duobei. I died, then came back to life after being bound to a forum System.

The System, which owed me my life, said I had to create seven characters who would leave a deep impression on the audience in a world crawling with perverts and packed with experts, using the different secret identities it had created for me.

The System is a forum System that professionally trains players to become romance experts. Its ability is to take a selected target's desire and multiply it dramatically.

The System had already come up with several unspeakable scenarios: a black cat assassin chasing his love after a tragic breakup, an overbearing captain forcing his love on someone, a fighter's contract lover, and more.

Then this cosmic-level straight man showed it all the creative ways its powers could be used.

A romance-assistance System is for winning someone's heart?

No. It's for fighting.

I used the fact that my bio-engineered secret identity didn't need sleep or food, along with the System's ability to amplify its target's preferences, to force Hisoka into battle. I successfully drove him into a breakdown.

At long last, the battle-crazed Hisoka had a lunatic clinging to him. He was challenged everywhere, at every hour of the day.

Hisoka set down the showerhead and licked his lips, speaking in a flirtatious drawl. "Little fruit, you're really eager, aren't you~"

The purple-haired young man, Hua Q, brandished a butterfly knife in each hand and shouted, "Cut the chatter. Fight!"

Hisoka turned off the bedside light and closed his eyes. "Hmm~ I'm going to sleep. Let's continue tomorrow."

The purple-haired young man immediately concentrated gravity in his feet and stomped on the person under the blankets. "Get up and fight, you little shit!"

Hisoka opened the door to the tiny bathroom and saw Hua Q clinging to the ceiling like a spider. He slammed the door shut, finally sounding a little defeated. "This is the bathroom. Please leave."

Hua Q, his butterfly knife buried deep in the wall: "Aren't you the bathroom battle god? Don't chicken out!"

The black cat Illumi, who fell victim to my Acid Q identity, suffered the same fate.

The eldest son of a prestigious assassin family could no longer leave home unless he learned how to get along with his family.

My Acid Q identity amplified his "need for control" by an absurd amount. Now, every morning, if he doesn't fold his blanket with millimeter precision and decide which arm to move first when walking, he can't move at all.

The first thing his younger brother Killua does every morning is put his hands together and thank my Acid Q.

Chrollo, leader of the Phantom Troupe, had his "desire to plunder" under my control.

Now he leaves no trash bottles or cans behind wherever he goes, and no clothes are left behind when they're hung out to dry. He's been named both the year's Green Ambassador and the most tenacious pervert, a complicated figure indeed.

The Troupe members: "Stop picking things up, Leader! We're thieves, not junk collectors."

Chrollo: "I understand. Wait, Feitan, lift your foot a little higher. There's a can there!"

The mysterious new member number eight, Barbie Q, gets things done, then vanishes without a trace, leaving no name behind.

[The Hunter Forum: Another Billion Years]

[Has everyone read the new alternate-timeline manga?]

[I have! How can a lighthearted, healing story be only one Q Troupe away from the original's harsh reality? As of today, I'm a ten-year fan of the Q Troupe!]

[Hua Q is gorgeous and badass, and the whole troupe brings the power! I'm cheering them on like crazy!]

[Acid Q, the scheming mastermind, is the one true god! I want to see him and the 12th member compete to be the best Manipulator!]

[People actually read an alternate timeline that throws shade at the whole cast? I bet it's not even that good... Okay, I'm hooked!]

On the peaceful Whale Island, there lived a kind young man named Qi Duobei. No one knew that he was the only real boss of the Q Organization, a group that struck fear into the hearts of villains. They only knew him as the adoptive father of the lively boy Gon.

Qi Duobei brought out a freshly baked tray of desserts and said with a smile, "Another peaceful, leisurely day. How lovely."

Reader's Guide:

. No romance. Although the male lead is bound to a romance System and even gets a forum with instant feedback, he really refuses to fall in love.

. The Q Corps are all the male lead's troublemaking secret identities.

His true self is a homebody who loves baking desserts, a warm-hearted man whose inner self is the complete opposite of his outer appearance.

. This is a lighthearted story, so there may be some mild out-of-character moments.

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Theme: Everything in moderation, and happiness above all.