I Just Want to Be a Scumbag Alpha

A scatterbrained foxtail grass x a gorgeous, wealthy woman

Xun Wei was a stalk of foxtail grass. After a hundred years of cultivation, she was finally ready to undergo her tribulation and take human form. But then a lousy A System barged in, forcing her to bind with it and travel to different worlds to play the role of a scummy A.

To promote harmony, the Scummy A System was facing the chop. Unwilling to go down without a fight, it decided to give it everything it had and make the Administration recognize the value of scummy As.

System: Without the trials and pain brought by scummy As, how could the heroine grow, transform, and reach the pinnacle of life?

See that heroine over there? That's her! You have to torment her in body and mind. Then, once she dumps you and gets her revenge, you can go home!

Xun Wei: Got it! But... how am I supposed to torment her in body and mind?

System: Take this novel file and follow what's written in it!

And so, on their wedding night, Yun Yuan looked on in despair as the alpha lunged at her. She closed her eyes in humiliation.

And then...

Watching the alpha diligently work at her neck, leaving a ring of hickeys, only to roll over and lie flat without even marking her, then sleep like the dead.

Yun Yuan: ...That's it???

After the plot went completely off the rails, the System stared at the censored footage every night, baffled.

System: Weren't you supposed to torment the heroine in body and mind? Did you even do it???

Xun Wei: I did! I've been working so hard every night!

System: How did you torment her?

Xun Wei: Isn't it kissing and biting her neck?

System: And then?

Xun Wei, righteously: What do you mean, and then? The book doesn't say anything below the neck!

The System toppled over in despair, its screen turning blue with rage.

In the end, because the Host was so useless, the heroine had to roll up her sleeves and focus on her career. Somehow, the main quest was completed.

The System was even rehired and won the award for one of the top ten systems at reforming scummy As!

Scummy A System: This is just ridiculous!!

Theme: A flower blooming in love