Teyvat Detective Agency

[Blurb subject to change]

The Anemo Archon Barbatos was shockingly stabbed in broad daylight on a Japanese street. Was it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Let's turn to this special interview episode from the Teyvat Detective Agency.

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Reporter: What do you think about being stabbed in the street by your archenemy?

A certain laid-back Anemo Archon who wishes to remain anonymous: Um... I don't really have any thoughts?

Reporter: ...A bottle of '82 Lafite...

A certain wine-loving Anemo Archon: My takeaway is that I'm really weak. That's all.

Reporter: Do you have any plans to reclaim your Gnosis?

A certain straightforward Anemo Archon: No.

Reporter: ? So the Gnosis isn't important to you gods at all, right?

A certain sincere-looking Anemo Archon: How could that be? A Gnosis is the source of an archon's power. I need it so much! It's the most important thing to me!

Reporter: Then why don't you have any plans to reclaim it?

A certain utterly unapologetic Anemo Archon: Because I'm too weak, of course. I can't beat the Tsaritsa. I'm just bad.

A certain Anemo Archon who starts passing the buck: This important task should obviously be handled by the strongest person in our detective agency. Our president is invincible, right, Lumine?

Detective Agency President Lumine: ?

Lumine: Ei! Someone's bullying me!

Ei: Now, you shall perish!

Lumine: Ahem, no, I'll leave it to you, Shikanoin Heizou!

Shikanoin Heizou: ?

Theme: Haven't thought of one yet