I Got into a Cultivation Academy. Should I Retake the Entrance Exam?

Fusang Academy was a top school in the world of mystic cultivation. After the Three Realms shattered, the entire academy transmigrated to a new era, building and all, and became a private college on the verge of closing down in the middle of a remote forest.

The powerful figures from the Three Realms had transmigrated along with it and, for some inexplicable reason, were bound to a "Mystic Cultivation Teaching System." They were forced to take on the glorious mission of recruiting students and "educating the next generation."

*

Li Hechu failed the college entrance exam and was accepted by a low-rent university.

On the first day of school, the freshman physical exam package listed: height, weight, eye examination for yin-yang vision, and spiritual root testing...

When he went to pick up his textbooks, Li Hechu looked down at the reading list: "College Students' Guide to a Career in Mystic Studies," "Master Divination and Fortune-Telling, and Travel the World Without Fear"...

Li Hechu smiled. "I picked the right school. My college has a great sense of humor."

Passing the flower beds, he happened upon the dean of academic affairs swearing at a century-old tree: "You little tree demon, how dare you act out of line?"

Li Hechu was understanding. The faculty must be under a lot of pressure.

The canteen cook carved ninety-nine roses into five pounds of pork and smiled sweetly at Li Hechu. "Join my Spirit Sword Sect, and you'll never have to worry again."

The security guard pointed at the sky. A bolt of lightning came crashing down, and he boasted to Li Hechu, "Join my Heavenly Thunder Sect, and you'll become a person above the rest."

Li Hechu slapped the table in amazement. "A master! This... this is a master!"

*

One year later.

When filling out his college applications, one of Li Hechu's relatives asked, "Hey, how's your school?"

At that moment, Li Hechu had just crushed a ghost's head and was staring at his phone in despair.

"Don't come here. You'd be better off not going to college at all."

Theme: Everything happens for the best