[My new story, Scumbag's Handbook [Quick Transmigration], is updating now. The blurb is at the bottom. Please add it to your collections~]
Overworked employee Shen Mian transmigrates into the body of a cannon-fodder actress, just as she joins the filming of an S-rank dating show.
The original female lead is effortlessly adored by everyone. By contrast, Shen Mian is a pathetic laughingstock, hated across the internet.
Faced with a hellish setup from the start, Shen Mian simply decides to give up.
While the other contestants sing and dance, showing off like peacocks,
Shen Mian chooses to lie flat on the spot.
At a book-presentation contest, the other contestants discuss everything from A Brief History of Time to the origins of the universe. Shen Mian pulls out a book called How to Conquer Handsome Young Men.
The production crew: "? Where did this filthy thing come from?"
The audience: "She's so weird. I love her. Let's put her on the winners' podium."
The production crew interviews her about the male contestants.
Shen Mian: "Food makes people happy. Men make people miserable."
The male contestants are flustered and irritated: "You're just saying that because you're angry! I don't believe you!"
The production crew uses her as a marketing gimmick, thinking she'll soon get flamed off the show. But she's so shameless that she attracts a wave of equally bizarre fans.
Shen Mian doesn't fade into obscurity. She becomes incredibly famous instead!
Audience: "What is she doing, lying around all day?"
Fans: "Shen the Sea Hound! (twists) (screams) (crawls) Even our toes curl into the shape of loving you!"
The show's new male contestants figure out how to embrace their inner couch potato and decide she won't fall in love with them.
Top-tier star: "I'll give you fifty million to pretend to be a couple with me."
The lazy sea hound: "I don't..."
Top-tier star: "One hundred million."
The sea hound flips over: "I'm in!"
Music legend / investor / psychologist: "I admit I was too harsh with you before! Mianzi! How am I supposed to live without you?"
Ao Ye, the Sea God, is a top-tier star and an arrogant, cold god who's lived for millennia. Even he loses his footing when he meets Shen Mian.
At first, he was arrogant: "Between us, it's just business. Don't get attached to me."
Later, he was a mess: "Waaah, don't just love my money. Love me for a little while, too!"
[Check out my upcoming story, Scumbag's Handbook [Quick Transmigration], fake scumbag heroine x real villain]
[Upcoming Story Blurb]
In novels, there are people who are twisted and obsessive, like Mount Everest blocking the path of the male and female leads' romance. They make countless readers grind their teeth in hatred.
Shang Chi, a transmigrator, has one mission: torment him! Teach him a lesson!
To accomplish her goal, Shang Chi stays up all night studying how to be a scumbag woman.
First rule of the Scumbag Woman's Handbook: Insult his dignity.
Shang Chi stomps the villain to the ground in front of everyone: "You! You're only good enough to be Big Sis's dog!"
The System screams: "Stop role-playing! The villain is getting even more excited! Ahhh!"
Second rule of the Scumbag Woman's Handbook: Destroy his body.
In the middle of the night, Shang Chi kicks the villain's bedroom door open: "Get your ass up and party! We're staying up all night!"
The System breaks down: "You're destroying my body! Save me! I'm going to get locked up!"
Third rule of the Scumbag Woman's Handbook: Trample on his feelings.
Shang Chi shakes the villain by the shoulders: "Darling, I don't love you at all! I only love your money and your **! I just want to ruin you!!"
The System howls as it supplies the rest of the sentence: ", your feelings!"
At first, Shang Chi, the new scumbag woman: Nervous and terrified, afraid she was being too shallow and not going deep enough.
Later, Shang Chi, the seasoned scumbag woman: Trembling with fear, exhausted until she has a six-pack.
The female lead holds her head high: I'm so awful, so wicked!
The male lead clutches his heart: Help, why is she so cute!
The worlds include, but aren't limited to:
[After Divorce, I Force My Ex-Husband's Older Brother to Marry into My Family]
"Big Brother! Taste the humiliation!" (confident smile)
[The Tabloid Reporter with Dirt on a Superstar Gets a Happy Ending with Him]
"Be nice to me, superstar!" (leans back strategically)
[Martial Arts Academy Valedictorian x Dance Academy Valedictorian]
"Dancer, get over here and do my homework!" (hands on hips, scowling)
End of the upcoming-story recommendation
[Important Notice]
1. Modern alternate universe, lots of headcanon, all explained to make sense.
2. The characters aren't perfect. Both leads have flaws.
3. I paid for the cover art. Don't accuse me of stealing it. (If you see similar art elsewhere, that just means they bought it too, hahaha.)
Theme: Don't be afraid when hardship comes. Be brave and overcome it.
I accidentally turned to this article and I kept laughing from the first chapter to the end. I really laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Author, you are amazing and really funny. I must encourage you!
Will the male protagonist be the only one left after the heroine dies a few decades later?
To be honest, what I wrote is much more interesting than a certain "stupid" article on the Golden List. You can't rely on your wits to make a fool of yourself...
Great, great, I really like the characters and writing styles of the male and female protagonists, they are so saucy and easy to flirt with, I really want to hit the XP, woo woo hoo~
Really great! I really like the male and female protagonists with this kind of personality. Every book is very interesting. QwQ
This little thing is really burning
Hahahahahahahahaha help this big beaker hahahahaha
(Roaring) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang the tree and vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana) (Roar) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang the tree and vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana) (Roar) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the primeval forest) (Dang the vines) (Sunny and healthy running) (Hurdle) (Sunny and healthy running) (Three-point shooting) (Colorful radio gymnastics) (Twisting the hula hoop) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh walking. (Three-point shot into the frame) (Dancing) (Floating in the wind) (Confidence) (Happiness) (Bathing in the sun) (Sprinting) (Comfortable) (Not dizzy) (No discomfort in the chest) (Invigorated) (Appetite increased) (Light on the feet) (Gentle (Heart-warming) (Tranquil) (Love life) (Breeze coming) (Excited) (Work hard) (Strengthen the body) (Heat flow in the body) (Go to the house to reveal the tiles) (Dancing) (Out of the galaxy) (Energy) Healthy uppercut! Healthy uppercut! Healthy left hook! Healthy right hook! Healthy sweeper's legs! Healthy roundhouse kick! Healthy spiders eat light meals! A tornado of health caresses the parking lot! Healthy antelope climbs healthily! Healthy Goat Healthy Jump! Health Crow Cramps! Healthy mice roar! Healthy elephant squirms! Healthy growl! Healthy octopus! Healthy crawling splits come ashore! Health attack! Health attack! Health attack! Health attack! …?
Major General, There Is a Price to Pay for Making a Wish to Her.
A Cannon Fodder, Desired by an Arrogant Sentinel
The Violent Boss Is Actually Her Online Boyfriend
Horrible Apartment, but Was Betrayed by the Female Boss [GB]
Picked up by the Butterfly Family at the Beginning [Ghost Slayer]
Falling in Love with Nonhumans in a Horror Game
A Scumbag's Guide to Playing a Role [Quick Transmigration]
Help! I Got My Undercover Target Wrong, and Now He's Gone Mad [GB]
A Goofball Binds to a Get-Rich System in a Danmei Tragedy [Quick Transmigration]
After Our Divorce, My Obsessive Male Omega Goes into a Jealous Frenzy [GB]
Giving Old-School Tragic Romance Novels a Modern-Day Shock [Quick Transmigration]
Hahahahahaha Ao Ye, you are serious, hahahahahaha
In a daze, hahaha, the scheming Ao Ye!
I accidentally turned to this article and I kept laughing from the first chapter to the end. I really laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Author, you are amazing and really funny. I must encourage you!
Will the male protagonist be the only one left after the heroine dies a few decades later?
To be honest, what I wrote is much more interesting than a certain "stupid" article on the Golden List. You can't rely on your wits to make a fool of yourself...
Great, great, I really like the characters and writing styles of the male and female protagonists, they are so saucy and easy to flirt with, I really want to hit the XP, woo woo hoo~
Really great! I really like the male and female protagonists with this kind of personality. Every book is very interesting. QwQ
This little thing is really burning
Hahahahahahahahaha help this big beaker hahahahaha
(Roaring) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang the tree and vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana) (Roar) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang the tree and vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana) (Roar) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the primeval forest) (Dang the vines) (Sunny and healthy running) (Hurdle) (Sunny and healthy running) (Three-point shooting) (Colorful radio gymnastics) (Twisting the hula hoop) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh walking. (Three-point shot into the frame) (Dancing) (Floating in the wind) (Confidence) (Happiness) (Bathing in the sun) (Sprinting) (Comfortable) (Not dizzy) (No discomfort in the chest) (Invigorated) (Appetite increased) (Light on the feet) (Gentle (Heart-warming) (Tranquil) (Love life) (Breeze coming) (Excited) (Work hard) (Strengthen the body) (Heat flow in the body) (Go to the house to reveal the tiles) (Dancing) (Out of the galaxy) (Energy) Healthy uppercut! Healthy uppercut! Healthy left hook! Healthy right hook! Healthy sweeper's legs! Healthy roundhouse kick! Healthy spiders eat light meals! A tornado of health caresses the parking lot! Healthy antelope climbs healthily! Healthy Goat Healthy Jump! Health Crow Cramps! Healthy mice roar! Healthy elephant squirms! Healthy growl! Healthy octopus! Healthy crawling splits come ashore! Health attack! Health attack! Health attack! Health attack! …?