On the first day when Shi Yi transferred to a new school, his attention was attracted by the honor wall in the corridor.
The first row of the wall of honor is filled with photos of the same person.
What attracts Shi Yi is not that he is handsome, but the motivational words underneath each photo.
The first picture: Skyrocketing to 90,000 miles
The second picture: Say it again, skyrocketing to 90,000 miles
The third picture: I'm tired and have nothing to say.
The fourth picture: Stop pretending, be alone and seek defeat, and be happy in life if you are proud~
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Picture 8: Advertising space for rent!
Seeing Huafeng's words becoming more and more rampant, Shi Yi fell into silence. Finally, he couldn't help but ask the people around him: "Teacher, what class are these idiots in?"
A lazy voice came from behind: "This idiot is from Class 19."
Shi Yi turned around and saw a man standing leaning against the wall, smiling but not smiling. He looked exactly like the photo.
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After being caught saying bad things about people,
The next time I saw Xiao Wu was after he entered Class 19, and this man became his deskmate.
The third time I saw Xiao Wu was in the same dormitory or in the next bed.
Then Shi Yi knew that the two of them were destined to be mortal enemies.
One day, Shi Yi was drunk.
Xiao Wu pointed at the mirror and coaxed Shi Yi: "You and the people inside are playing rock, paper, scissors. If you can't win, just sleep."
Shi Yi refused to admit defeat and faced off against himself until midnight.
So after the second day, the two completely became sworn enemies.
In every subsequent exam, the first line on the honor wall will have this scene of massacre.
The photos of the two of them are constantly fighting each other, chasing each other, putting on and taking off.
The students had given up struggling and were completely numb.
The hobbies of these two big guys are hard to pin down.
It's so fun to watch the big guys fight.
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One day, the words under Xiao Wu's photo on the wall of honor were changed again.
-Next issue preview, my advertising space will be rented out.
All the students gossiped that something big was going on and rushed to place bets on the forum.
"He is indeed a big shot. He turned the wall of honor into a press conference."
"I bet a dime that Mr. Xiao will catch up with Mr. Shi this time."
"I bet the spicy noodles are Shi Shen Chao Xiao Shen."
There was also an incongruous line that was pushed up, "The fifteen cp I drank will be officially announced."
Then, during the final exam, the two people who topped the list were removed from the list, causing an uproar.
The two people who caused all this were fighting each other on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month.
Xiao Wu: "Yiyi, they say the moon is sixteen round on the fifteenth day. Look, I have already said it out. Are you willing to come to my advertising space and fulfill our fifteenth cp?"
Xiao Wu didn't speak when he saw people, but he kept chattering, "Yi Yi, Yi Yi!"
After a long time, Shi Yi covered the man's mouth with red ears, and said seriously: "Yes, I understand."
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Later, the school forum was crashed by a photo of Xiao Wu wiping the corner of Shi Yi's mouth.
Ahhhh, falling in love and killing each other is indeed the kingly way.
The fifteen cp I drank was real!
Use a subtle way to declare your love to the public!
Stay on 2022.7.12
Intention: youthful grandeur, a worthwhile trip
