
Cannon Fodder Fake Young Master Goes Viral for Raising Animals in Entertainment Captivity
炮灰假少爷在娱乐圈养动物爆火
by October Fool (十月憨人)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 479k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Advance collection of "Advertising space for rent [campus]" and "He always steals my ghost after he faked his body". Please accept it~ As an animal marriage registrar, Jiang Wanyu could understand the words of animals and always held weddings for animals. One day, he died trying to save the animals. When I woke up again, I found that I had passed through the book and entered the body of the fake young master who was a cannon fodder in the novel of a wealthy family. He was about to watch the engagement between Zha Gong and the real young master at his engagement party. At the same time, he was abandoned by his family and was hit by a car when he ran out. Jiang Wanyu: ... Hiss - the three major critical hits of Kuang Kuang. The next moment, he immediately broke up with Zha Gong. As a result, it was accidentally assigned to Zha Gong's brother-in-law. Jiang Wanyu:………… He immediately turned around and faced the furious Zha Gong behind him and struck him again. Seeing that the engagement banquet was delayed because of him, Jiang Wanyu waved his hand, saying this must not happen. I'm familiar with this life, just let me do it. The next moment, a touching engagement banquet was hosted for Zha Gong and Master Zhen. Zha Gong's face went numb. The real young master couldn't laugh anymore. The onlookers were in an uproar: Oh ho~ One second we broke up, and the next second we were hosting an engagement party for our ex and love rival. She knew how to play. * The original owner is an 18th-tier star in the entertainment industry, and her works are provocative and have numerous negative fans. After the incident at the engagement party, Jiang Wanyu was once again trending and people asked him to get out of the entertainment industry. Jiang Wanyu: If you are black, let you be black. If you leave the circle, leave the circle. The next moment, he was hit in the face with liquidated damages, and he participated in the animal variety show in despair. When recording the variety show, Jiang Wanyu avoided the guests who were trying their best to show off themselves and indulged in his furry embrace. The big Siberian tiger pounced out and asked him to touch its head. The grumpy panda Tuanzi asked him for a hug. All the birds danced gracefully around Jiang Wanyu. Once the program was aired, it topped many hot searches. The audience was completely impressed: "Hey~ This appearance is clearly the baby of my dreams. I was blind at the beginning, please don't leave the circle." Anti-fan: I'm afraid this is not a bug. I seriously doubt that they are all synthetic. Could it be possible that he can still understand animals talking? Jiang Wanyu: Is there a possibility that everything you said is true. * Jiang Wan was in trouble and was hated by others. When others framed him, the parrot, cat and mouse teamed up to help him. During a celebration party, he was pushed into the sea, and dolphins and sharks rushed to lift him up. When a well-known director threatens to steal him, various animals work together to teach the director how to behave. From then on, there was an unwritten rule in the circle: Don't mess with Jiang Wanyu if you mess with him. He has the support of all kinds of animals, so he can't guard against him, so it's a foul. There are still people who are unwilling to accept it, and they are not willing to do it. They secretly try to find the majority of anti-fans to suppress them. Let's go to the head office. The result is—— Accusing him of being a fake young master trying to occupy a magpie's nest, the super-rich Jiang family issued a statement: It belongs to my family. He was scolded for being abandoned, and the leaked video shows the scumbag begging for redemption. No one wants to scold him. In an interview, a business tycoon smiled helplessly and said: How to compete with pets for online help? Let my wife look at me more. Audience: Oh my god, is this Mo Wenshen? Jiang Wanyu married him? Fans: Wow~ Zaizai is so awesome. She doesn't like Zha Gong and just becomes Zha Gong's aunt. Well done. Jpg Everyone in the entertainment industry was offended: This person has too many buffs to bully others. Jiang Wanyu: ... Don't talk nonsense, I'm not, I don't have it. Small Theater And when all this started, Jiang Wanyu, who had not been seen for a long time, suddenly appeared in an amateur video. I saw that he was holding a wedding for a pair of puppies. The scene was warm and the years were peaceful. Accidentally, his animal marriage center also became popular. Fan: Please tell me where the animal marriages are. I also want to find Zaizai to register the marriage of my furry child. The anti-fans turned their backs one after another: Stop fighting, my face is already swollen, no matter how dark it is, I have long wanted to say, Zai Zai, I love you so much. Ps: This article has a high proportion of emotions, and the plot is only auxiliary. The cover comes from a picture donated by the Fairy Wife in the forum. =========================== Pre-collection of "Advertising Space for Rent [Campus]" Please collect it~ On the first day when Shi Yi transferred to a new school, his attention was attracted by the honor wall in the corridor. The first row of the wall of honor is filled with photos of the same person. What attracts Shi Yi is not that he is handsome, but the motivational words underneath each photo. The first picture: Skyrocketing to 90,000 miles The second picture: Say it again, skyrocketing to 90,000 miles The third picture: I'm tired and have nothing to say. The fourth picture: Stop pretending, be alone and seek defeat, and be happy in life if you are proud~ … Picture 8: Advertising space for rent! Seeing Huafeng's words becoming more and more rampant, Shi Yi fell into silence. Finally, he couldn't help but ask the people around him: "Teacher, what class are these idiots in?" A lazy voice came from behind: "This idiot is from Class 19." Shi Yi turned around and saw a man standing leaning against the wall, smiling but not smiling. He looked exactly like the photo. * After being caught saying bad things about people, The next time I saw Xiao Wu was after he entered Class 19, and this man became his deskmate. The third time I saw Xiao Wu was in the same dormitory or in the next bed. Then Shi Yi knew that the two of them were destined to be mortal enemies. One day, Shi Yi was drunk. Xiao Wu pointed at the mirror and coaxed Shi Yi: "You and the people inside are playing rock, paper, scissors. If you can't win, just sleep." Shi Yi refused to admit defeat and faced off against himself until midnight. So after the second day, the two completely became sworn enemies. In every subsequent exam, the first line on the honor wall will have this scene of massacre. The photos of the two of them are constantly fighting each other, chasing each other, putting on and taking off. The students had given up struggling and were completely numb. The hobbies of these two big guys are hard to pin down. It's so fun to watch the big guys fight. * One day, the words under Xiao Wu's photo on the wall of honor were changed again. -Next issue preview, my advertising space will be rented out. All the students gossiped that something big was going on and rushed to place bets on the forum. "He is indeed a big shot. He turned the wall of honor into a press conference." "I bet a dime that Mr. Xiao will catch up with Mr. Shi this time." "I bet the spicy noodles are Shi Shen Chao Xiao Shen." There was also an incongruous line that was pushed up, "The fifteen cp I drank will be officially announced." Then, during the final exam, the two people who topped the list were removed from the list, causing an uproar. The two people who caused all this were fighting each other on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month. Xiao Wu: "Yiyi, they say the moon is sixteen round on the fifteenth day. Look, I have already said it out. Are you willing to come to my advertising space and fulfill our fifteenth cp?" Xiao Wu didn't speak when he saw people, but he kept chattering, "Yi Yi, Yi Yi!" After a long time, Shi Yi covered the man's mouth with red ears, and said seriously: "Yes, I understand." * Later, the school forum was crashed by a photo of Xiao Wu wiping the corner of Shi Yi's mouth. Ahhhh, falling in love and killing each other is indeed the kingly way. The fifteen cp I drank was real! Use a subtle way to declare your love to the public! ======================== Pre-collection of "He always steals my ghost after he faked the corpse". Please collect it~ Wen Xian is the successor of Cangyun Temple, a Taoist temple. Before taking office, he had to go down the mountain to practice hard. He was very poor and worked part-time while saving ghosts. One day, a friend who was running takeout recommended him a job - carrying corpses at the morgue at night, which cost 1,800 yuan a night. A friend asked: Are you afraid? Wen Xian's eyes lit up: Afraid? And such good things? Is that a corpse? That's just the dumb brother who gave me money. Even if he turns up, I will put him to sleep. Then he successfully got the job. On the first night, the body was turned up. One person and one corpse looked at each other, Wen Xian said: Go to sleep... Go to sleep... My dear brother—— As a result, the corpse smiled and let him fall asleep. Wen Xian woke up from coma and found that the body was gone. There was only a note beside me - Singing very well, don't sing it next time. Wen Xian: "..." - The first time Wen Xian was catching ghosts in the morgue, he was intercepted by Wu Tan who was pretending to be a corpse. The second time Wen Xian was intercepted by Wu Tan at a banquet. … … For the sixth time, the two faced each other again, and Wu Dan teased: "You always don't cooperate with me." The dog thief confuses right and wrong, and he always strikes first. Wen Xian sneered: "Cooperation is a ghost!" Hearing this, Wu Dong laughed like crazy and turned to the evil ghost in the room: "Hey, what about you?" The evil ghost was horrified: "..." Shaking his head crazily. Jpg - One day, the old master of Cangyun Temple led a group of disciples to participate in the quadrennial traditional cultural exchange meeting and met the Wu family. The Wu family is a martial arts family, and their ancestors have a deep connection with Cangyun Temple. Old viewer: "Xiao Xian, come on, let me introduce you. This is the current head of the Wu family, Wu Tan, who is also the president of the Paranormal Events Investigation Association. Logically speaking, you should call him senior brother." Wu Dan looked gentle and smiled, "Hello, junior brother." Wen Xian gritted his teeth: "..." Damn it, whose senior brother is always robbing him. That night, Wu Tan was blocked outside the dilapidated door. The person outside the door patiently coaxed: "Xianxian, I was wrong. I was afraid of tiring you." Mission: Love animals and live in harmony
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