When the Society Is Forced to Provoke Top Leaders [Entertainment Circle]

[Advance notice for "Advertising Space for Rent [Campus]" and "He Stealed My Ghost after Fraudulent Body", the copy is below~] Copywriting of this article: A big news happened in the entertainment industry today. The top-ranking bandit Yan, who usually refused to accept anyone, had a bad temper, was outspoken and unkind to others, was scolded by a third-tier supporting role professional. He didn't even get angry, and he even tried to calm him down with his nice words. Shangyou, a professional third-tier supporting actor who is usually quiet, devoted to acting, has a good temper but is also socially fearful, criticized the top class, and he was not scolded. Everyone was astonished: How could these two people who couldn't compete with each other suddenly be so harmonious? Could it be that these two people are having an affair behind each other, playing a little fun that we don't understand? Yan Bandit Shi: Fart! Shang You: It's unfair. ＊ No one knows that these two people are abnormal, it's all because—— When Yan was a bandit, he was forced to be bound to a good guy system. No matter how much Shang You provoked him, he had to endure it. Yan Banditshi:... You are thinking about shit. Shang You was forced to be bound to a villain system, and he would always go to Yan bandits to provoke him. Shang You:... You want me to die! They happened to be on the same love variety show. When taking a bath, Shangyou bit the bullet and said, "I'll use your towel." The mysophobic Yan Jishi bit his gums and said, "Okay!" When showing affection to others while eating, Shangyou, whose scalp was numb: "I'm hungry, hurry up and cook and feed me." Yan Bandit, who had never served anyone before, said expressionlessly: "Okay." While sleeping, Shangyou, who was gradually getting desperate, said, "Come here and warm my brother's bed." Yan Bandit smiled half-heartedly: "Okay, brother." Shangyou wanted to cry: ...! Heart as gray as death. Jpg Everyone saw two people with completely opposite personalities, just like Zhongxie. The top class always laughs when they are scolded. The young actor is always taunting people, but it's okay. CP fan: Wow, this is not true love. Finally one day, their systems were untied and they both took off their already tattered vests. Shang You: He is in danger. That night, I forgot to cover the camera in the room. Everyone watched helplessly as Yan Bandit pinned Shang You down, who was about to run away, with a half-smile but not a smile: "Brother, are the evildoers doing well during this time?" Shang You was about to cry: "No... No." Yan Peishi caressed Shangyou's face: "Don't be afraid, brother, without that annoying thing, I will still let you continue to have fun." Shang You was horrified:? How about giving this blessing to others? CP fans all over the world celebrate: ah ah, the new year is so fragrant, fashionable CP is real! Petroleum CP is real! Shang You's dead fish face: What do you know? Don't knock around. I'll tie you up. Note: 1. Imaginary world, no prototype, please do not bring it into reality~ 2. The cover is a gift from the Fairy Wife on the forum ————Advance payment 1—————— Advance collection of "Advertising space for rent [campus]" please accept~ On the first day when Shi Yi transferred to a new school, his attention was attracted by the honor wall in the corridor. The first row of the wall of honor is filled with photos of the same person. What attracts Shi Yi is not that he is handsome, but the motivational words underneath each photo. The first picture: Skyrocketing to 90,000 miles The second picture: Say it again, skyrocketing to 90,000 miles The third picture: I'm tired and have nothing to say. The fourth picture: Stop pretending, be alone and seek defeat, and be happy in life if you are proud~ … Picture 8: Advertising space for rent! Seeing Huafeng's words becoming more and more rampant, Shi Yi fell into silence. Finally, he couldn't help but ask the people around him: "Teacher, what class are these idiots in?" A lazy voice came from behind: "This idiot is from Class 19." Shi Yi turned around and saw a man standing leaning against the wall, smiling but not smiling. He looked exactly like the photo. * After being caught saying bad things about people, The next time I saw Xiao Wu was after he entered Class 19, and this man became his deskmate. The third time I saw Xiao Wu was in the same dormitory or in the next bed. Then Shi Yi knew that the two of them were destined to be mortal enemies. One day, Shi Yi was drunk. Xiao Wu pointed at the mirror and coaxed Shi Yi: "You and the people inside are playing rock, paper, scissors. If you can't win, just sleep." Shi Yi refused to admit defeat and faced off against himself until midnight. So after the second day, the two completely became sworn enemies. In every subsequent exam, the first line on the honor wall will have this scene of massacre. The photos of the two of them are constantly fighting each other, chasing each other, putting on and taking off. The students had given up struggling and were completely numb. The hobbies of these two big guys are hard to pin down. It's so fun to watch the big guys fight. * One day, the words under Xiao Wu's photo on the wall of honor were changed again. -Next issue preview, my advertising space will be rented out. All the students gossiped that something big was going on and rushed to place bets on the forum. "He is indeed a big shot. He turned the wall of honor into a press conference." "I bet a dime that Mr. Xiao will catch up with Mr. Shi this time." "I bet the spicy noodles are Shi Shen Chao Xiao Shen." There was also an incongruous line that was pushed up, "The fifteen cp I drank will be officially announced." Then, during the final exam, the two people who topped the list were removed from the list, causing an uproar. The two people who caused all this were fighting each other on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month. Xiao Wu: "Yiyi, they say the moon is sixteen round on the fifteenth day. Look, I have already said it out. Are you willing to come to my advertising space and fulfill our fifteenth cp?" Xiao Wu didn't speak when he saw people, but he kept chattering, "Yi Yi, Yi Yi!" After a long time, Shi Yi covered the man's mouth with red ears, and said seriously: "Yes, I understand." * Later, the school forum was crashed by a photo of Xiao Wu wiping the corner of Shi Yi's mouth. Ahhhh, falling in love and killing each other is indeed the kingly way. The fifteen cp I drank was real! ======Advance payment 2====== "He stole my ghost after he faked his body" Please collect it~~ Wen Xian is the successor of Cangyun Temple, a Taoist temple. Before taking office, he had to go down the mountain to practice hard. He was very poor and worked part-time while saving ghosts. One day, a friend who was running takeout recommended him a job - carrying corpses at the morgue at night, which cost 1,800 yuan a night. A friend asked: Are you afraid? Wen Xian's eyes lit up: Afraid? And such good things? Is that a corpse? That's just the dumb brother who gave me money. Even if he turns up, I will put him to sleep. Then he successfully got the job. On the first night, the body was turned up. One person and one corpse looked at each other, Wen Xian said: Go to sleep... Go to sleep... My dear brother—— As a result, the corpse smiled and let him fall asleep. Wen Xian woke up from coma and found that the body was gone. There was only a note beside me - Singing very well, don't sing it next time. Wen Xian: "..." - The first time Wen Xian was catching ghosts in the morgue, he was intercepted by Wu Tan who was pretending to be a corpse. The second time Wen Xian was intercepted by Wu Tan at a banquet. … … For the sixth time, the two faced each other again, and Wu Dan teased: "You always don't cooperate with me." The dog thief confuses right and wrong, and he always strikes first. Wen Xian sneered: "Cooperation is a ghost!" Hearing this, Wu Dong laughed like crazy and turned to the evil ghost in the room: "Hey, what about you?" The evil ghost was horrified: "..." Shaking his head crazily. Jpg - One day, the old master of Cangyun Temple led a group of disciples to participate in the quadrennial traditional cultural exchange meeting and met the Wu family. The Wu family is a martial arts family, and their ancestors have a deep connection with Cangyun Temple. Old viewer: "Xiao Xian, come on, let me introduce you. This is the current head of the Wu family, Wu Tan, who is also the president of the Paranormal Events Investigation Association. Logically speaking, you should call him senior brother." Wu Dan looked gentle and smiled, "Hello, junior brother." Wen Xian gritted his teeth: "..." Damn it, whose senior brother is always robbing him. That night, Wu Tan was blocked outside the dilapidated door. The person outside the door patiently coaxed: "Xianxian, I was wrong. I was afraid of tiring you." Concept: Any system you love can be balanced.