I Ruled the Demon Realm with My Belly for 300 Years While Pregnant

Please add my upcoming book, *Sir, Would You Like to Have a Little Penguin? I'm a Sweet O*, to your reading list! Blurb: One day, Jichuan transmigrates into a xianxia novel. The original character was married off to the Demon Lord in someone else's place. Rumor has it he's carrying the Demon Lord's child, but in truth he's being kept as a medicinal catalyst. After making one mess after another, he dies on the day he's supposed to give birth. When Jichuan arrives, he's spent three days and three nights with the Demon Lord, and is now pregnant with his child. He has to escape the demon realm, but the original character has no money and his cultivation has been sealed. He'll have to plan carefully. Three days later, Jichuan stands before the Demon Lord with his newly pregnant, perfectly flat belly. "The baby says he wants spirit fruit, the freshly picked kind... What? The demon realm doesn't grow spirit fruit? Then let's build a greenhouse with a spirit-gathering array." Eight months later, the spirit-gathering array and spirit-fruit greenhouse are up and running, his cultivation has recovered, and he's got some money in his pocket. But Jichuan's belly is still flat! The demon physician says, "How could the Demon Lord's child possibly be born after just ten months? Madam, you'll just have to wait." Jichuan: !!! Is he carrying a Nezha? Well, that's good too. The baby has given him plenty of time to plan his escape and get rich beyond measure! So, in the third year of his pregnancy, Jichuan stands there with his still-flat belly. "The baby says he's had enough spirit fruit and wants spirit pills. What? You don't know how to make pills and only know how to steal them? Then let's build a fully automated spirit-pill production line." In the thirtieth year of his pregnancy, Jichuan says, "The baby wants a magic artifact to play with. What? You steal those too, and don't have any to spare? Then let's build a workshop that produces every kind of magic artifact." In the three-hundredth year of Jichuan's pregnancy... If it were Nezha, he'd have been born a hundred times over by now! His belly has grown, so why hasn't the baby come out? Look at the demon realm now. It's covered in fully automated factories and has become the largest supplier of spirit pills, magic artifacts, spirit fruit, and spiritual materials in the entire cultivation world! Even your father has been moved and cured by technology. He doesn't need to use you as a medicinal catalyst anymore, so why haven't you come out yet? Jichuan's trusted aide is a sweet, naive fool who only wants to help Jichuan run away with the baby. He rushes over. "Madam, Madam, everything is ready. We can run away with the baby tonight!" The Demon Lord is about to bring his wife the demon realm's third-quarter financial report for Year 300. Enraged, he sends the report flying, then corners Jichuan, radiating fury. "You were planning to escape!" Jichuan: No, listen, I can explain! Jichuan: Forget explaining! Your 'hundred Nezhas' are about to be born! Reader's guide: 1. The baby isn't being used as a medicinal catalyst. It's a misunderstanding. There's only one baby; "a hundred Nezhas" is just a way of saying a long time. 2. There is a secondary couple. Please add my upcoming book, *Sir, Would You Like to Have a Little Penguin? I'm a Sweet O*, to your reading list! Qi Feibai is a penguin. After reaching adulthood, he never found a mate to have little penguins with. Then he transmigrates into an omega, and Qi Feibai is overjoyed. "I don't have to find a mate anymore. I can give birth all by myself!" So he carefully chooses and sets his sights on the president of the Guan Group. Qi Feibai doesn't know that the president has a genetic defect that makes him unable to mark omegas or have children with anyone. All he sees is that the man is handsome, intelligent, refined, fit, and strong. He looks like he'd be great at making babies! Qi Feibai eagerly brings him a huge basket of pebbles as a courtship gift. "Hello, sir! Would you like to have a little penguin? I'm a sweet O, and I smell like coconut!" Then security throws him out. But penguins never give up! After much effort, he finally gets the president! The president is amazing. It takes him seven days and seven nights to mark Qi Feibai. On the eighth day, Qi Feibai happily runs off, clutching his belly! A month and a half later, Qi Feibai lays a penguin egg, and a pregnancy test says there's another baby in his belly. Qi Feibai: "!!!" At the same time, because of the permanent mark, he's taken back to the Guan family. The man whose virtue Qi Feibai stole looks at his rounded belly, a vein throbbing in his temple and his face dark. "I marked you less than two months ago, but you come back with a five-month-old belly!" Terrified of dying, Qi Feibai shakily holds up the penguin egg. "I didn't cheat on you. I'm incubating a penguin egg." The Guan Group and the national television station jointly launch a workplace reality show. Viewers notice that Mr. Guan, known as the world's most eligible bachelor, takes a penguin egg to work every day. The incubator in his office could rival a research institute's. Just as everyone is wondering whether Mr. Guan has such an unusual hobby, the little penguin hatches. It's a cute, fluffy gray thing, but why do its eyes look so much like Mr. Guan's? Haha, it's not like Mr. Guan could have a penguin for a son! Theme: Infrastructure, farming, and basic education are essential to the development of every community