The Black Wolf

This is a story with a tragic opening, a kuso middle, and a happy ending. [Serious face] Heroine: Um... Some wolf lazily raised its eyelids. Heroine: I mean... winter's almost here... shouldn't we get some food ready for the winter? Some wolf rolled over, turning its butt toward the heroine. Heroine (in tears): Fine, I've accepted my fate as emergency rations. Some wolf vanished in a flash, then returned a little while later with the corpse of a two-headed giant lizard from the neighboring swamp dangling from its mouth. Heroine (scratching the wall): You bastard! You'd rather fight the "Lord of the Swamp" than eat me?! Am I really that unappetizing to you, you bastard?! Some wolf rolled its eyes. If I ate you, who'd give me wolf cubs? And that's that...