Cups, Cutlery, and Cleaning Supplies in the Cupboard (Exorcist Fanfiction)

This is a cliché-ridden, melodramatic, fake danmei fanfic about a woman transmigrating into a man! Don't ask me who the couple is. I have no idea either! This is just the product of a bottom's frustrated rant after finishing a supernatural exorcism story! Don't take it seriously. Character derailment and all that is just a passing cloud~ Just a passing cloud~ P.S.: Zero-star readers are welcome to tear this story apart. If you're giving negative ratings, please go easy on me. Writing isn't easy, right? (I grin ingratiatingly and rub my hands together.) The image above is a joke. The one below shows what the protagonist really looks like. Lin Jue's composition: A confident, charming, energetic, sunny top: 55.41% A super-seductive bottom whose every breath is alluring: 12.94% A queenly bottom who, despite being a bottom, thoroughly dominates the top: 12.29% Destined to never switch roles for life: 9.35% Bottom forever: 5.89% A hot-tempered, unlucky, weak little bottom who can't do anything about his idiot top, wants to top him, but gets pinned down by a suddenly fierce, weak little top: 3.27% A tearful, delicate bottom: 0.84%