My Daily Brainrot: Working as a Supervisor in Bungo Stray Dogs

[Unemployed? Lost? Come to Lobotomy Corporation!

We provide our employees with the latest technology,

professional massage devices, high-efficiency appliances...

We offer a wide range of entertainment,

delicious soda and beautiful music...

Our company also keeps adorable little animals,

cute birds and friendly dogs...

We care about employee benefits,

with dedicated lounges and free doctors...

Easy, safe, and with excellent benefits. Lobotomy Corporation is the best workplace for realizing your dreams!]

Abyss stared pensively at the recruitment ad written by her AI: Seriously, are we not going to get sued for false advertising?

The AI lady crossed her legs and looked disdainful. Let them catch me first.

[People have been committing sins, again and again, since time immemorial.]

"Hey, idiot, quit messing around! Punishing Bird escaped!"

"Oh, the bird? Easy. That's no big deal..."

"Not that kind of escape!" The AI brought up a screen. A bright red bird appeared in front of five tall buildings. The red mark on its chest split open, and the gaping folds of flesh swallowed a group of men in black. "It escaped from the company! Once it leaves, the Qliphoth Deterrence stops working!"

"...We don't have to compensate them, do we?"

"...Probably not?"

"Good. It'll fly back by itself after a while."

"True. Let's go, then."

Port Transportation Company BOSS: Have you people no manners?

[PS: I only got into this fandom recently (stuck on Day 7 because I'm afraid to move on), but I really, really wanted to write this, so here it is.]

[PPS: The plot? I ate it.]

[PPPS: Basically, it's the everyday life of a thoroughly unhinged manager and AI going to other worlds to make money and cause a little mayhem.]

Theme: No matter how difficult things get, there is always someone who can lead everyone down the right path.