[Bungo Stray Dogs] I Refuse to Admit This Thing Is Me

[Group Chat]

Osamu, who loves life: Chuuya~

Port Mafia workaholic Chuuya: Little rat Dazai, get lost!

Kind Russian man: Hahaha, thanks for the hospitality. What a wonderful bit of theater.

Teacher Gojo Satoru: Meow meow meow?

Aqua-colored kitty~: What bad intentions could a kitty possibly have?

Bored scriptwriter: …

Ougai Mori, healer of the people: Oh ho.

Osamu, who loves life: Kitties can have lots of bad intentions.

Osamu, who loves life: Wait, the scrap of a man grinding diamonds up there is such a pain!

Osamu, who loves life: So annoying.

Black cat boss with a scarf: Wow

Osamu, who loves life: Chuuya~

Osamu, who loves life: [Sticker]

Port Mafia workaholic Chuuya: [Sticker]

Osamu, who loves life: QAQ

Everyone in the chat: Pfft.

Another world

Dazai Osamu covered his face in despair. "My eyes, so disgusting, who is that idiot?!"

Edogawa Ranpo made a disgusted face. "Ew, "

Fyodor was practically stunned into silence. "You..."

Nakahara Chuuya was about to explode. "Get over here and let me beat you up!"

Mr. Mori wore an inscrutable expression.

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Osamu, sweet and delicate and fond of acting cute, sneezed. "Achoo!"

Osamu: "Was someone just thinking about me?"

Cat scratching its head.jpg

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[Many parts are taken from off-the-cuff group chat banter. I know little about Jujutsu Kaisen, so I won't include it.]

[The author has no brain, the chat jumps all over the place, and the characters are out of character. Don't read if that's not your thing.]

[The records are gone, I'm outta here~]

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