Can a Fake Drunk and a Real Cat Carry General Tuo Away as a Substitute?

I, Anthony Grigoryevich Snitkin, codename Siberian Forest Cat. After losing my memory at a singularity and falling in love with my mission target, I was forced to end the mission and go undercover at the distillery, where I received the codename "Mint Liqueur." I was prepared to get blood on my hands, but people kept stealing my kills, and everyone thought I'd used a scheme to get my mission target killed. Anthony: ??? A certain many-faced witch: Your sniping is superb, but your traps are terrifying. Just who are you? Anthony (stares). Mr. D (obediently tucking his paws in): See? Nobody has a problem with it. Anthony: So this is what they call a System-default five-star review? 1. The protagonist is based on Anna, the real-life wife of Dostoevsky. Dostoevsky gets topped by his wife. 2. This is actually a heavily revised version. The original is next door, Suddenly Gender-Swapped at My Wedding to Mr. D. 3. Dostoevsky's personality draws on real-life accounts. Theme: The greatness of love lies in its ability to overcome hardship.