The All-Purpose Wish Machine Rejects a Detective's Daily Life

Question: What does it take to start an organization that doesn't exist?

Answer: A bottle of watered-down fake Bourbon, a wish-granting machine surnamed Asagiri, and a copy of The Makioka Sisters.

Scotch & Greer: ? (confused.jpg)

Zore, my friend, what on earth are you doing?

Asagiri Haruya is an unremarkable blank book with a son that can grant any human wish.

He stays quietly outside the world, observing how it unfolds and occasionally keeping a close eye on his projection, which is being fought over by various factions, and his son, Sigma, who was deceived and taken away.

Haruya: ...Heh, the demon.

Until his friend from the neighboring world, Greer von Einzbern, also known as the Holy Grail, moved him to another world.

Waking up in bed, Asagiri Haruya silently stares at the words floating in midair, then can't resist reaching over to open his own book.

Haruya: ...Heh, science.

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[Is this some new crossover?]

[Wrong show, right? Magic Kaito is next door!]

[Asagiri... Asagiri... That surname Asagiri...]

When he is inexplicably targeted by an international criminal organization.

Haruya: ...Heh, peace.

He deletes their confidential files, then blows up one of their branches for good measure.

[Poor Black Organization, poor them.]

[This is definitely the most hardcore way of joining I've ever seen.]

[The booze is genuine, but isn't it almost expired?]

[Is this the perk of being rich?]

[If we can't take them out, does that mean we can only recruit them?]

When his friend is assigned to train a newcomer to the organization, possibly while being monitored on the side.

Haruya: ...Heh, Ango.

So everyone is Sakaguchi Ango, huh? Then don't blame me for acting like Dazai and Mori.

[Bourbon, Bourbon... You really have it rough.]

[Ah... He really is going to be working five jobs now.]

[I don't think Bourbon will suspect anything when he runs into Conan from now on.]

[Zero: Are all elementary schoolers like this nowadays?]

When the comments start going on about bombs and the demolition squad again.

Haruya: .

How annoying. Are you going to let me work in peace or not? Even selling information is such a hassle.

[Does this count as a fix-it fic?]

[This is probably the most innocent protagonist I've ever seen.]

[They blew up the Tokyo power plant. This is... this is...]

[A path no one ever imagined has appeared.]

When they run into that elementary schooler who has been a grim reaper for a million years.

Friend: This boy...

Haruya: He's a little clever, that's all.

Friend: That girl...

Haruya: This is a society governed by science. There are no magic potions.

[Why is Conan treated as if he's antisocial the moment he appears?]

[Ah, Inuno... The tragedy of three men... I get it, but I wish I didn't.]

[You people are the least scientific ones in the whole cast, yet you believe in science?!]

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I got the urge out of nowhere and suddenly wanted to write this. Writing out of love.

Two characters from worlds that aren't scientific, yet they believe in science more than anyone from a scientific world, haha.

OOC warning.

This is abandoned, so don't click in expecting updates.

The protagonist already has a CP, so this is a no-CP story.

Nothing will happen to break the protagonist's worldview, though there will be some subtle maneuvering.

Seventy-five percent detective science, fifteen percent supernatural powers, and ten percent magic.

Theme: Believe in science, step into detective science