[Anime Crossover] One Piece: A Mistaken Way to Transmigrate

Question: What should someone do if they're playing FGO, get bound to a Pokemon System, and transmigrate to the world of One Piece?

Rode: Thanks for asking. I was at home, and now I'm in a hospital bed.

Question: What's the first step to becoming a Trainer? Answer: First, you need to be at least ten years old, the legal age.

Rode: You stupid System, who transmigrates to a time when the System can't even unlock the main quest? You idiot! (holds up middle finger)

Question: What's the most important thing after becoming a Trainer? Answer: You have to be able to go on a journey.

Rode, a Celestial Dragon who can't leave home without at least three warships following him and can't go anywhere alone: Tell me, System. Which of us is the stupid idiot, me or you?

Question: What's the highest rank a Trainer can achieve while adventuring? Answer: Of course, a Grandmaster.

Rode: You stupid System???

The System, calling three times in quick succession: I just logged in, and someone's already cursing me out.

System: What the hell, stupid Main God, where have you sent us?!

Theme: Core Socialist Values