How Can a Face-Blind Straight Guy Beat a BL Dating Game?

As a straight man, Jin Xusheng finally gets to transmigrate into a game as a spoiled, fake young master, ready to enjoy having a man on each arm. But then he gets hit with three bombshells in a row:

1. It's a gay dating game, and he's the bottom.

2. He needs to win over three targets to stay alive, but all three look exactly alike in their portraits, and they're all rich, handsome, muscular men with bigger dicks than his.

3. I'm fucking face-blind!

After weighing his life against his chastity, Jin Xusheng steels himself and decides to go for it.

The System guiding Jin Xusheng quickly realizes something is wrong and starts yelling:

You were supposed to give the chestnut cake to your childhood friend! Why are you giving it to your older brother? He's allergic! He'll swell up like a pig's head!

You were told to win over your rival, so why are you seducing his uncle? Is chasing thrills really the only thing you know how to do?!

What do you mean, "chaste househusband"?! That's a Czech door-in-law!

You were told to find yourself a rich protector first, but I meant pick one of those three!

The System breaks down. "I didn't tell you to run away with the villain!"

Jin Xusheng grabs his head and cries: I can't tell them apart, I really can't!

He also has to make sure he doesn't give any one of them special treatment and trigger the bad ending. Keeping everything balanced is really not eas...

But how did the villain end up getting all the attention?! Aaaah!

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Qin Yu'an notices that the young Mr. Jin, who was giving him the cold shoulder just a few days ago, has suddenly changed his attitude.

He brings him chestnut cakes, asks him to blow on his hand because his wrist hurts after he can't open a bottle, and even brings him three of every souvenir from his business trips.

He thinks the other man must be head over heels for him, until one day he changes his clothes...

He raises his hand to greet the other man, only to get a high five.

He grabs the man and pulls him back. The other man looks confused. "Who are you?"

Qin Yu'an: ...

Later, Qin Yu'an discovers he's not the only one who got duped.

Desperate to keep his backside intact, Jin Xusheng pleads, "I'm just pretending with them. With you, it's the real thing. Believe me!"

The System, sensing danger, screams out of control: "Don't panic, Host! Stay calm!"

Jin Xusheng's pupils contract. "...Kiss him?!"

Forget it, I'll just go with it!

At dawn, Jin Xusheng, who still failed to save his backside, is close to tears. "Which one of you meant 'stay calm'?!"

Qin Yu'an wraps his arms around him from behind, eyes dark. "Shengsheng, let's do it again."

#Face-blind, self-proclaimed straight, pretty bottom × villainous, brooding CEO top

#The true love interest is the villainous uncle of his rival

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