A Collection of Wild Ideas

The author's USB drive gets wrecked all the time. The computer I'm using now is great in every way, and the internet speed is decent, but whenever I plug in a USB drive, all its contents disappear...

I've come to understand just how unlucky I am. It's a shame to lose some of these ideas, but if I actually start writing them, they end up in a very, very, very long queue...

So I'm putting the ideas I come up with while procrastinating on my actually updating stories here, and I'll turn them into proper novels when the time is right.

P.S. Asking for updates won't help. I'm already procrastinating on the stories I'm currently updating, let alone these mere ideas.

P.P.S. Whichever idea gets the most commenters below it (one comment per person, mind you) will be written after I finish the currently planned story.

Ultimate goal: Write all the ideas here! I can do it!

Finally, the comments here affect how quickly I start a new story. I usually put the idea with the most comments on my planned list, then write that one next.

Theme: Let's just skip this one.