Please accept the advance collection of "I, NPC, the three big bosses and my brothers can't stop wanting me".
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Leng Xi, who had just transformed from a cat into an adult, discovered that his new colleagues didn't seem to be human either.
The new colleague would keep staring at the fish, and would maliciously push things off the table, even the wind chimes hanging at the door.
Leng Xi, who is of the same kind, decided to educate the other party on the survival rules of cats in human society:
"You can't just eat meat, especially you can't stare at the goldfish all the time. You'll be exposed."
"Next time, don't push the pen cap off the edge of the table."
"It's not allowed to jump up and chase wind chimes!"
Chi Xingyi, who was about to push the pen cap off the table, looked at the other person's bulging cheeks and a pair of rounded light brown eyes, and smiled slowly: "Okay."
So cute, I want to eat it.
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After some time, Leng Xicai sadly discovered that the new colleagues did not seem to be the same kind, but human beings.
Moreover, this man especially likes to act coquettishly and is even more clingy than this little kitten.
He faced that innocent and pitiful handsome face, and reluctantly gave the other person the sofa he was nesting on.
But why did this guy named Chi Xingyi not only give up the sofa, but also lie on his bed and stick to him? !
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Chi Xingyi found that his new colleague was too cute. When he was angry, he would stare at him with his eyes wide open. He would just pat his head and comfort him. He was soft and cute, like a... Cat?
It's a pity that the other party is not very understanding. He treats her as his wife, but she wants to be his brother?
In desperation, he could only try his best to pretend to be poor and live in a wealthy family, practicing the law of pursuing a spouse who is near the water, first come first.
When the other party cast a concerned look, he took the little guy's hand and put it against his forehead, and said pitifully: "I'm so cold. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
Small theater:
Later, the day Leng Xi agreed to be with Chi Xingyi, Chi Xingyi happily announced to the world: "We are together."
Fa Xiao A: [No? How long have you both been living together before you talk about being together now?
Send Xiao B: [If there is no news, there is no need to broadcast it. Lift it away, next one.
Chi Xingyi: Block him, change his cell phone ringtone to "Brother Has a Wife", and put the fact that I have a wife on the public screen.
Flirting without knowing it, fishing for a straight man's kitten to be attacked* Self-guided attack by pretending to be a pig, eating a tiger, and a big dog
Reading guide:
1. 1V1 in two places, being teased without knowing it. In the early stage, a chicken and a duck talked about literature, and in the later stage, he abducted his wife about literature. The subject is always in human form.
2. Emotions and plot play a dual role, and plot serves emotions.
3. Little sweet article, just for fun, (please accept it, thank you all! (^ _ ^).
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Please accept advance notice of "I, NPC, Three Big Boss Brothers Can't Stop Wanting Me", the copy is as follows:
Ling Zhisui always felt that time was passing very slowly recently. It wasn't until a basketball hit his head that he fainted and woke up to a sudden realization——
He is a passerby NPC in a ridiculously beautiful novel, and the protagonist is currently involved in an important plot!
In order to perfectly hit all the hot spots, the author of this cheating book brings together the entertainment industry, rivals turning into true love, straight love, gay women's clothing...
And the popular element about him is that he is the adopted son of a wealthy family.
As an NPC who has read countless books and is quite self-aware, in order to escape his tragic fate.
Ling Zhisui hugged the thighs of his family members and cried bitterly: Dad, Mom, Brother, if I don't separate from you, how can I be self-reliant?
I would like to propose a high-end apartment in the urban area as the residential address in his personal household registration book.
Ling Zhisui: Oh wow, it feels so good to hold this thigh.
Ling Zhisui, who always talks about cheating, targets his three useless NPC roommates as the first stop of his career.
Roommate A: Loves women's clothing and has a glass heart
Ling said: The new star of the cosplay industry is so beautiful that it is indistinguishable from male to female, and has a delicate heart with seven orifices.
Roommate B: A not-so-popular internet writer who likes to write essays about anti-fans
In Ling's words: A pioneer in avant-garde literature, indifferent to fame and fortune, and a lover of life and death for readers.
Roommate C: A black-skinned sports student, dull and not good at talking, an insulator to the opposite sex.
In Ling's mouth: hormones are over the top, he promises a lot of money, and he never messes with relationships.
Roommate ABC:? ? ? How else can we explain it this way?
At the beginning, netizens said: [Sun Dasheng, come and collect these goblins.
Later, roommate ABC became a big hit, Ling Zhisui became famous, and Dormitory 168 became a hot search topic.
Netizen: [Ling Zhisui, you will never be allowed to enter the world of matchmakers]
[Sui Sui, I am a nerd who loves to love twice. Come up with an introduction for me for tomorrow's interview]
Netizens commented: Ling Zhisui spread rumors with one mouth, but the process was all wrong and the answers were all right.
The second and third brothers were deceived but gained treasures and their careers soared: Zhi Sui, please bring in some more people.
Ling Zhisui: Ah, wait, let me make it up again.
Big brother (have you forgotten me): Stop making it up, come to me——
Ling Zhisui (well-behaved): Okay!
Big Brother: Warm the bed.
Ling Zhisui: Withdraw a message.
#It turns out that the hot spots in orthopedics are waiting for me here#
#No, why does this author never miss a hot spot?#
Purpose: Focus on both love and career, and be a winner in life
Reader comments
Also, no matter whether it is Marvel, DC or other literary and artistic works, they always use the "woman in the refrigerator" method to promote the growth of the male protagonist, which is very disgusting to me. I really can't stand it [angry] [angry] [angry]
Also, no matter whether it is Marvel, DC or other literary and artistic works, they always use the "woman in the refrigerator" method to promote the growth of the male protagonist, which is very disgusting to me. I really can't stand it [angry] [angry] [angry]
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