A story about an account from a disaster-class player becoming sentient, featuring Kiritsugu and the police academy group.
How can the police academy's number one, a conspicuous blond with dark skin, stay undercover in an organization for years?
How can the big brother still be an active police officer, while a blue-eyed officer with equally conspicuous genes gets sent undercover?
Maybe it's because the booze factory is full of watered-down counterfeit liquor.
Officer Sato says the police academy students from the year above her were all legends, because after graduation they all vanished without a trace.
After graduation, everyone thought they'd gone their separate ways. Who knew they were holding class reunions at the booze factory every day?
"Why doesn't Furuya disguise himself at all?"
"Why is Scotch such a good cook?"
"The person above is acting suspicious."
"By the way, do those two ever check the class group chat?"
"Oh, come on. Didn't they leave the group ages ago?"
Matsuda, Hagiwara, and the class rep, who haven't left the group: [:-D]
[Blurb to be revised and expanded]
Theme: Remember to keep in touch after graduation.