A Feisty Girl Transmigrates into the Wrong Book and Takes the Male Lead as Her Husband

Before bed, Xu Xi read a sugary modern romance with a handsome, devoted seme who agreed to anything his boyfriend asked. Even when he got angry, all it took was a few kisses and caresses from his younger boyfriend for him to calm right down.

Xu Xi was widely recognized as a beautiful man, with countless admirers, but he was also a spoiled little troublemaker. Even his parents and relatives couldn't stand him. His last boyfriend broke up with him after less than three days, saying he was too much to handle. Xu Xi dreamed of having a boyfriend like the story's devoted seme.

When he woke up, Xu Xi had transmigrated. He never expected to find himself caught up in the very plot he'd read before bed.

A romantic, beautiful garden. A handsome, cold-faced man. Xu Xi recalled a scene from the sugary romance he'd read before bed, and it matched perfectly.

The man's expression was dark and stern. He seemed angry. "Have you thought of an excuse?"

Xu Xi didn't know, but whatever the reason, a kiss would fix it.

Xu Xi hooked an arm around the man's neck and kissed him. Sure enough, the man calmed down. He was just so shy that he ran off right away.

Xu Xi: ^ ^

He didn't notice the other people in the villa staring at him in horror and shock.

The villa's new little gardener had some nerve. He'd only just arrived, and already he'd ruined the owner's beloved flowers. He was as good as dead.

The owner was indeed furious, but that little gardener actually kissed him!

...The owner ran away.

The little gardener threw his weight around as if he owned the villa. One moment he wanted a milk bath and poured all the milk into the tub; the next, he wanted flower cakes and picked every precious rose in the garden. On top of that, he ordered them to dig a pond in the yard, build a swimming pool, and turn over the soil to plant vegetables...

A perfectly good, luxurious European-style manor had been turned into a nouveau riche country villa...

They swallowed their anger and waited for the owner to tire of him and leave him in the dust. Then they would tear him apart and feed on him!

Three months later, that spoiled little troublemaker was sprawled on the owner's body, doing whatever he pleased.

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It was formed from all the negative, dark things in heaven and earth, unfathomably powerful, its strength endless as long as humanity existed.

It had made a pact with the Heavenly Dao, sending an incarnation to walk among humans while its true form remained in the villa.

To curry favor with it, humans sent people into the villa every month, hoping to win its approval and rise to the top.

But those people trembled in terror, their faces twisted with fear by the lesser and greater ghosts. It never gave them a second glance, until one day, a rare flower that had kept it company since it was still in the abyss was ruined by a little gardener.

It: "Don't want to die? Have you thought of an excuse?"

The little gardener's face was twisted with fear one moment. The next, he was smiling brightly, clinging to its shoulders and rising onto his tiptoes to kiss it.

The little gardener: "It was my fault. Don't be mad, okay?"

It: "..."

Its true form returned underground and fell into a deep slumber, while its incarnation in downtown Jing City suddenly awoke.

Before long, the incarnation heard that the Ghost God had found a partner. How did it not know?

At a banquet, it saw the Ghost God's partner. It was the very same audacious little gardener.

And when the little gardener saw it, he ran into its arms with a sweet smile. "Honey~"

The other wealthy family heads and senior human officials at the banquet were all stunned!

No! Even if you're the most powerful Celestial Master, you can't steal the Ghost God's man! They didn't want to die!

They had sent the gentleman countless handsome men and beautiful women, only to have them all sent back with a stern warning.

Love made fools of them. The usually aloof and celibate gentleman had fallen in love, and now he was passionately entangled with the Ghost God's partner.

They despaired, waiting for the Ghost God's wrath and the extinction of humanity.

They waited and waited, for a very long time, but all they saw was the gentleman being led into the villa by the Ghost God's partner.

It was over. The Ghost God was surely going to tear the gentleman apart!

Then, not long afterward, a fearless livestreaming explorer captured footage inside the villa: the Ghost God and the gentleman were on either side of the young beauty, one kissing him passionately on the lips while the other buried his face in the young man's neck and nipped at it.

What the hell! The whole country was stunned!

"Please, please, publish the book already."

"Only kids have to choose. I want both! The real-life version! I want to learn how, too!"

"Ahhh! Those two big shots are both insanely hot! How on earth did he pull this off? Ahhh!"

^

Later, Xu Xi was interviewed and asked how he'd gotten two big shots to willingly share their beloved.

Xu Xi scratched his cheek. "Huh? Two? I only have one lover!"

The whole country: So they were all just part of this massive kinky roleplay...

PS: Powerful, dark, high-ranking, celibate seme X spoiled, bossy, audacious, lustful uke

1v1. The incarnation and true form share memories, but the true form can temporarily block them. After the memories are blocked, there's a plot where he thinks the uke is cheating and gets extremely jealous. If you ask why, it's all kinds of roleplay ^ ^

Theme: Love makes life more beautiful.