If I Can't Be Everyone's Favorite, I'll Have to Seduce a Big Shot

Ji Wenqiu has awakened to the truth: this world is a mystery novel, and the protagonist solves cases like a god. He rubs his hands together. "So it's a murder mystery? I know the plot already. Killers, tremble! I've got you surrounded!"

Then, the next day, his neighbor of over ten years confesses to him.

Ji Wenqiu's world collapses!

What the heck! He's so handsome and charming, yet he's not the protagonist. He's the victim!

After rejecting the confession, he's stalked and harassed by several suitors. A month later, he dies in an "accident," all because they want to possess his corpse.

What the heck is this? He's straight!

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Pei Siyue is the head of the Pei family and chairman of Shengding Tianchen. He's worth countless billions and has lived for 25 years with zero scandals and zero romantic partners.

Rumor has it he's a severe germaphobe who's allergic to people. Once, he threw someone who tried to sneak into his bed right out onto the street, humiliating them in public.

When Ji Wenqiu heard this rumor in a bar, he muttered, "A born cultivator of the emotionless path, huh?"

A month later, Ji Wenqiu heard the rumor again. At the time, his feet were off the ground as the man held him in his arms, burying his face against Ji Wenqiu's neck from behind and kissing and licking him nonstop. Ji Wenqiu grabbed his hair and told him the joke. The man took the opportunity to seal his lips with a kiss. "Baby, nighttime is precious. Don't look at them. Look at me."

He's like a giant puppy. How is he anything like the aloof, chaste head of the Pei family?

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After Ji Wenqiu had pursued Pei Siyue for over half a month, he discovered one day that the danger had passed. A few of the men had either gone abroad or landed in prison.

With the danger gone, Ji Wenqiu patted his own butt. You guys are safe now.

That night, he went to a bar with his friends to have fun. I'm always the one making a fool of myself for someone who treats me coldly. I'm finally free!

The next day, he stood in front of Pei Siyue, wiping away tears. He put on a heartbroken, helpless expression, as if he had no choice but to give up. The man lifted his chin and smirked. "Stop crying. I'll accept your confession. Happy?"

Ji Wenqiu covered his mouth, "crying tears of joy," then threw himself into the man's arms and hugged him tight. "I'm so happy!"

~

Ji Wenqiu learned from a friend that Pei Siyue might have been at the bar that night.

So this was all revenge?

Ji Wenqiu clenched his fists. Remembering Pei Siyue's germophobia, he decided to gross him out on purpose.

Hand-holding, hugs, pressing their cheeks together, bombarding him with texts, crying about breaking up if he didn't reply within a minute, and crying if Pei Siyue didn't finish the food he'd already taken a bite of.

He was being ridiculously precious.

Pei Siyue's expression grew colder by the day, his brows drawing tighter and tighter. His eyes always seemed to hold a raging fire.

Ji Wenqiu put his hands on his hips. Hehehe, mad yet? That's what you get for messing with me!

Ji Wenqiu had had his fun and decided to try one last big move. He would get drunk, accuse Pei Siyue of being frigid and unable to satisfy him, say he couldn't take it anymore, then pretend to be drunk and kiss him hard, even slipping his tongue inside. Surely Pei Siyue would throw him out immediately this time, right?

But the next second, the world spun around him.

He was pinned to the bed. The man loosened his tie with one hand, the veins on his neck standing out, his eyes bloodshot, his voice low and hoarse:

"It's my fault for not making you feel loved. From now on, I'll make sure you feel it every moment: I love you."

Ji Wenqiu: "o.O Huh? Wait, that's not what I mea..."

Ji Wenqiu cried all night, lost his voice for three days, and ended up with a butt as tender as a ripe peach, thoroughly nourished by love~

⚠️ Height difference, size difference, sweet romance with no angst

1. Gorgeous, narcissistic, adorable bottom x outwardly cold but warm-hearted, slightly unhinged top

2. The top is a germaphobe with skin hunger syndrome. In the middle of the story, the bottom's hot-and-cold treatment turns him into someone who can't put his feelings into words.

3. One-on-one, both are each other's only partners, and both are attracted to each other physically and emotionally.

Theme: Stay alert and learn to protect yourself!