Almighty Zaizai, Baby Girl Becomes Popular
全能崽崽,娃综爆红
by Jade Qi Ling (玉柒零)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 400k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Ancient to Modern
- Lighthearted
- Livestream
- Showbiz
- Variety Show
- Wealthy Family
Synopsis
Four-year-old Chi Pippi suddenly awakens. It turns out that she is living in a novel about a heroine in the entertainment industry, and she is so stupid because the other half of her spiritual consciousness has gone to practice immortality. In the book, the mother is set as the female cannon fodder in the control group. She is riddled with scandals. She was forced to quit the group under the pressure of being ridiculed by the entire Internet because she had a baby. She lived in embarrassment, and eventually both she and Pippi died. Chi Pippi's two bodies merge into one, vowing to change the fate of her mother and herself. * It happened that Blueberry Entertainment's variety show "I Am a Good Boy" was launched. In order to increase the topic, the program team invited Chi Ling to participate. On the show, the program team asked the mother and Zaizai to cooperate to complete a delicious meal. The original heroine never touched the sweetness of love, and her child was pampered to the heavens. The two of them cooperated and brought out a series of dark marriages. Barrage: Even dogs won't eat it. Pippi pushed her mother aside and said, "Mom, I know this question." I saw the four-year-old rice dumpling, who was no taller than the stove, stepping on a small stool and flipping the spoon and the pot. He worked like a tiger and made a table of delicious dishes. Pippi: Mom, I made it in a hurry. You can try it as you like. Barrage: Show me off quickly. The program team tested the tacit understanding between mother and daughter and created an idiom titled "You tell me and I guess". Title: Feasting and feasting. When the original heroine took a look at it, wasn't this her masterpiece? Child: Unparalleled in the world, eradicating crime and evil, riding the wind and waves... Original heroine: No, no... Barrage: Has she acted in so many movies? The vase really has no presence. When it comes to Chi Ling and Chi Pippi, the style of painting is completely different. Pippi: I eat cheese sticks. Chi Ling: Greedy. Pippi: I don't sleep at night. Chi Ling: Audacious. When she saw the new words, Pippi suddenly stopped talking. Unexpectedly, Chi Ling also said the correct answer: silent. Director: How did their brain waves match up? Barrage: Is this okay? Absolutely amazing, this mother and daughter. The show is getting more and more exciting, and netizens are questioning their souls one after another: Isn't it possible that Pippi can't do it? Well, not really. This child knows astronomy from above, geography from below, is familiar with ancient and modern times, and has learned both Chinese and Western knowledge. Pay filial piety by getting up early to take my mother to exercise, washing her feet at night, and massaging her every day... Later, when the original heroine caused controversy due to her education methods and became a hot topic, Chi Ling and Chi Pippi became famous on the show. Netizen: I beg Chi Ling to return to the entertainment industry with her daughter, and teach me how to raise such an outstanding child. * Meng Zhao slept for five years and had a long dream. His wife and daughter were helpless, looked down upon, and met a miserable end. He suddenly woke up, how could he let his woman and daughter wander outside? He wasted no time, fearing that if he was one step too late, he would only be able to harvest a cold corpse. But when he found them, they were enjoying their vacation in Hawaii. The daughter looked surprised when she saw him, "Master?" Meng Zhao picked her up with one hand, looked at the pale woman beside him, and raised the corner of his mouth, "What are you calling me, master? Dad!" Chi Pippi: "What? The richest man in China is actually my father?" ========= The copy of the pre-collection "Becoming famous in variety shows with the black and red top brother" is as follows Liu Xinyu was born into a famous family, was well-educated, and was a sure winner in life. And her younger brother Liu Huaijue, with his extremely handsome face and his stinking temper, is both loved and hated by netizens. One day, she discovered that she and her brother were living in a book, and her brother was the cannon fodder control group in the book. Because he appeared in a variety show with his fake sister, acted like a celebrity, and did not cooperate with the script, his younger brother was blacklisted by the entire Internet, his acting career plummeted, and he soon died of depression. As for the protagonists, the siblings are sought after by the entire network and reach the top because of their brother-in-law relationship. After thinking about the fate of her lively younger brother, Liu Xinyu, who was dedicated to pursuing a low-key career:... * Top young student Liu Huaijue officially announced that he will participate in "Dear Family" with his sister. As soon as the news came out, the whole Internet was hotly debated. [I've never heard of a sister. Where did you hire her? [Liu Huaijue has a bad temper and a bad face. You don't need to look at this sister to support her younger brother. On the first day of broadcast, Liu Xinyu looked like a fairy in a white dress. Liu Huaijue is handsome and handsome in a suit. He looks straight ahead as he walks, looking very lively. Liu Xinyu turned around suddenly and knocked her brother on the head, "I asked you to walk without looking at the ground and step on my skirt." Liu Huaijue, who usually had his nostrils turned upward, said nothing and obediently bent down to hold the hem of her sister's skirt. Netizens looked at the two similar and breathtakingly beautiful faces and said: It makes no sense that these are not siblings. One day during the vlog shooting, the protagonists, brother and sister, showed humility to each other throughout the whole process, and they were so harmonious that they were as polite as roommates. Liu Xinyu looked at her brother who was still lying on the bed. Without saying a word, she lifted the quilt, opened the curtains, turned on the stereo, and played the music, all in one go. Liu Huaijue tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. A bunch of dull hair on his head bounced off the bed. He growled helplessly and went to make breakfast obediently. Netizen: I learned this, this is the correct way to wake up my brother. Liu Huaijue's reputation counterattacked. Just when netizens thought that this was the most cowardly Liu Huaijue, he could always refresh netizens' perceptions again and again: #Experience rural life, Liu Huaijue wields a hoe and works in the farmland, while her sister is resting under a tree, shaking a fan. In the middle of #chuang108, Liu Huaijue, who was usually arrogant, looked down at Liu Xinyu, who was answering questions fluently, "You all listen to my sister." #In the wishing pool session, I made a precious wish to my sister: I wish that my sister will find a good match as soon as possible. Netizens commented: As long as the elder sister is married off, the younger brother's position in the family can be reversed. * I never expected that Liu Huaijue's wish would be so effective. In a variety show to help farmers, his rival Cheng Yunchi was parachuted in as a guest, and he kept clinging to Liu Xinyu, a professor at the Agricultural University and the eldest sister. A stubborn Liu Huaijue said: "I'm warning you, stay away from my sister, she is my younger brother." Cheng Yunchi: "It's okay, I'll try my best to be your brother-in-law." Liu Huaijue didn't even think about it: "No, you are as stupid as me and it will affect our family's genes." Netizen: Is this, killing eight hundred enemies and damaging yourself one thousand? #I regard you as my rival, but you want to be my brother-in-law# #The whole family is a group of people with high IQ, how can I, a fool, break it# #I am responsible for being as beautiful as a flower, and my sister is responsible for serving the country# ======== Pre-release Part 2 "The national treasure panda became famous because of the princess's illness as a baby" copywriting # Top Rank Xiaosheng Peng Chao Officially Announces the First Season of "Where Are We Going, Brother"# As soon as the news came out, the whole Internet was hotly debated. [Who can stand Peng Chao's bad temper? The kids won't be crying and making trouble to quit the show, right? [Peng Chao really wouldn't run away in the middle of recording? [Can Peng Chao memorize the variety show script? Won't your acting skills be too bad and you'll be in trouble by then? Everyone was worried about the kid who was going to be his partner: How many lifetimes of bad luck has he had? To suffer this kind of crime. * But after the show was broadcast, everyone slapped them in the face: Is this the legendary use of magic to defeat magic? And, inadvertently, they seem to have faked it? The program team led the team to visit the century-old restaurant, and other guests praised it for being so delicious. Yuanyuan took a bite and spat it out: These are not Qingdao prawns, these are not Rushan oysters, these are not spring bamboo shoots... Peng Chao: Give my baby some junk food to eat. Isn't the program team collecting money for promotion? Later, the Food Hygiene and Safety Inspection Bureau discovered that this store was selling shoddy products and the ingredients were not good enough. Netizen: Is this a walking gourmet? Absolute taste? After arranging accommodation, it was obviously a five-star hotel, but Yuanyuan kept tossing and turning: This bed is not comfortable and I can't sleep. Peng Chao, who looked tired, also suffered from insomnia: Honey, this is indeed a shabby hotel, my skin is covered in red rashes! Soon, the Quality Inspection Bureau discovered that there were problems with the hotel's hygienic quality and asked it to suspend operations for rectification. Netizen: The hotel sleeper welcomes you. When taking photos, Yuanyuan has very high requirements for photos. "Don't use light. Black and white are the truest colors in this world." "You don't need to turn on beauty, the original picture is beautiful." "Don't turn on the filter, I'm cute to begin with." Peng Chao also helped: Honey, I am the only artist whose beauty can stand the test of the original camera. Netizen: Haha, who are you talking about? These days, there aren't many photos online, so you can become an internet celebrity and fight fakes. * With this magical style of painting, Peng Chao, who was the black man on the Internet, was cleared up in the variety show. [The young master's disease should be cured by the princess's disease! [Does the national professional anti-counterfeiting department really not consider hiring Yuanyuan? A walking anti-counterfeiting machine! Later, Yuanyuan really started to fight counterfeiting with Peng Chao, and the first stop was the entertainment industry. Netizens all over the Internet also imitated Peng Chao and called Yuanyuan baby. The reporter interviewed Peng Chao: "Why are they all called Yuanyuan Baby?" Peng Chao: "..." What a treasure. This is the treasure of the country. The national treasure panda is so precious! Otherwise, how could you develop such a princess disease? His father who runs a zoo told him to take good care of Yuanyuan! =============== Pre-collection of Part 3 "I became famous by collecting rent after I quit the internet and became famous" is as follows Lu Zhirou, a top investor, woke up and traveled through a book, becoming the daughter of a wealthy family with the same name. Good news: She is a real daughter, and everything in the house belongs to her. Bad news: The Lu family went bankrupt, she and her mother were dependent on each other, all their money was gone, and there were only a few dozen buildings left. After that, she will continue to destroy dozens of buildings, make her mother angry to death, bully the heroine who is self-made, and the hero commits suicide in revenge... Lu Zhirou: Are you stupid? Both of these are good news. Dozens of buildings are not enough. Do you want to go to heaven? * She chose to withdraw from the circle to avoid the original heroine, classified the dozens of buildings and rented them all out. It's just that her father doesn't have a very good vision. Why are there so many different types of investment businesses? She rented a small house in a village in the city to a homeless little boy she found on the roadside. She rented the ground-floor shop facing the street to a charity organization that rescues stray animals at a low price. She rented a villa on the seaside to a group of 108-line bastards who dreamed of being in a boy band. She rented a tall office building to a failed entrepreneur with whom she fell in love at first sight and cherished each other. She even rented the loft of the apartment where she lived to a down-and-out poet. Anyway, I have quite a lot of real estate, so I should rent these at low prices as doing good deeds and accumulating virtue! * However, she didn't expect that after quitting the industry, she would become extremely rich. The little boy she picked up was the top scorer in the college entrance examination who ran away from home and was milked by her. The richest man came to thank her personally and gave her a check for any amount. The 38-line celebrity suddenly became famous and became a top celebrity. She left her original agency and called her sister and threatened to only let her take care of it. The down-and-out poet is a great writer who came out to experience life. He was inspired by her to write a masterpiece and won the Nobel Prize. He bluntly said that she was the muse of inspiration... The stray animal care organization became popular, and she was named the person of the year who moved China, and she frequently appeared in newspapers and television. And the failed entrepreneur she thought was actually the heroine of the original book. Now she has become a financial giant. She will go to Wall Street next week to ring the bell, and she was listed as the founder in the investment prospectus... In this regard, when interviewed by reporters, Lu Zhirou said, "At first, I just wanted to give them a home. Who knew that the entertainment industry is actually a global circle?" ======= Completed article of the same type: "Hanhan Cub, Baby Variety Show Becomes Popular" The hilarious journey of the idiot beauty and the fool's daughter in the entertainment industry Serial article: "Inheriting an Entertainment Company at the Beginning [Chuoshu]" I have a keen eye for discernment, and all the stars I admire have become popular. Pre-receipt of the same category: "After the Internet was hacked, I was carried away by three babies in the baby porn show" Painlessly lying down to be a mother, enjoying the care of three cute babies For more pre-receipts, welcome to the mobile column! Intention: Having many skills does not overwhelm the body
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