I Have a Book of Mountains and Seas

Yun Xingyan, captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade of the Shanghai-Nanjing Municipal Bureau, doesn't believe in ghosts, gods, or Buddhism, nor does he believe in beauty, but he doesn't believe in PS. The straight man who was known as the number one murderer of a thousand cuts in the city of Shanghai, no one before or after him, had a face that looked like God would reward him with food. No matter what kind of beauty is introduced, Team Yun's first words when he gets the photos and sees the real person are always, "The dog behind her is more beautiful than her." "Girl, you spent a lot of money on your nose. You need to get the prosthesis repaired. It's crooked." Team Yun firmly believes and wants to force the people on the team to adhere to the feudal superstition that "all ghosts, ghosts, and snakes are paper tigers!" ' Principle, it is forbidden to post lucky charms, raise goldfish, and read Feng Shui in the office. Can't solve the case? Find objective reasons from yourself! Don't blame the uneven road for people's incompetence! Everyone works overtime! All the team members who are waiting for food firmly believe and affirm in their hearts that unless there is a girl with only two eyes in this life, the captain will definitely be forced to play solo from birth to burial. However, a smiling and gentle little beauty descended from the sky, bringing with her family members, such as Bifang, Xiangliu, Lu Wu, Chenghuang, Nine-tailed Fox and other strange 'pets', and rubbed Captain Yun's three views on the ground. Rubbing and rubbing, small sparks were produced, and then the sparks instantly ignited the grassland of Yun Xingyan. However, those who are familiar with it do not know that this tiny spark is the stubbornness of Mr. Mo Bie who vowed to break the southern wall and never look back. It took him a thousand years to hold on to a ray of red thread. A phone number that only those who are destined can get through, a case of missing travel friends that lasted for seven or eight years, and a series of bizarre cases where the demons and monsters are ready to move, all the clues point to Mr. Mo Bie. Captain Yun waved his hand and brought this Mr. Mo Shanbie to me for interrogation! Anyone with a literary name is not a good person at first glance! Mo Biejunxing, who is not a good person, stepped into the interrogation room like a spring breeze. Everyone gasped - drink! What a beauty in ink landscape painting! What a gentleman, as gentle and lustrous as jade! Not to mention that the interrogation room is not worthy of beauty, it is the beauty that makes the interrogation room and even the entire criminal investigation team full of evil spirits shine! When Yun Xingyan saw Mo Biejun, his heart skipped a beat. The pure and natural perfection made him unable to say those stupid opening remarks. The only thing left was - why should a beautiful woman have to break the law and commit a crime? In the interrogation room, Yun Xingyan put on his usual fierce look and skin reserved for interrogation - "Say! Where is the missing person? Where is the body!" Mo Biejun's eyes were full of seductive affection, and he spoke softly - "People, dead bodies, have been eaten." But the only thing on Yun Xingyan's mind was that he wanted to seduce me. Many years later, Yun Xingyan rushed out of the kitchen wearing an apron, "Honey, what do you want to eat today?" Mo Biejun opened "The Classic of Mountains and Seas": "Well... Wait for me to take a look at the recipes. Have you had trouble sleeping recently? Wait until I get Tiao Ranyi!" Mythical beasts and monsters: Oh! The thousand-year-old iron tree has finally bloomed again! Get it started! Get it started! Yun Xingyan: What are those? Mo Biejun: It's just a new breed of cats and dogs—— Yun Xingyan x Mo Biejun Cynical, arrogant, dedicated male detective assaults x gentle, calm, strange shop owner, beautiful woman One of the Zibuyu series Supporting characters: various monsters and beasts from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Su Ji, Di Xin, Jun Shang, Qin Ye Some mythical beasts are ferocious and cannibal. Be careful before entering. Mission: Justice will always defeat evil