ATW Cthulhu Capture Bureau (Quick Transmigration)

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The ATW Plane World Dispatch and Management Bureau, also known as the Time and Space Administration, selects capable, principled, and determined elites who represent humanity's courage and greatness. They travel through different worlds according to the principle of "Do not cling to the past or change the future," ensuring the world's timeline follows the future dictated by causality.

ATW has a nonexistent department. That nonexistent department has a "mad dog," also known as the Outer God Executioner.

Pei Chen is a madman with a clear understanding of himself, and a madman with a face blessed by heaven. The department's seniors are dead, mad, or gone, leaving only him, a madman, to guard the department nobody wants. Day after day, he travels through polluted worlds, slaughtering the heretical gods as his mind is pushed to the brink.

His mind has long since been warped. Pain inflicted by the outside world brings him pleasure, and danger makes him lose himself. The lower his SAN score, the more excited and rational he becomes. His life is upside down.

Pei Chen is mad for good reason, mad without restraint. As a mortal, he slays "gods." The heretics lurking in the dark, coveting the human world, include the Key-and-Gate Dweller Yog-Sothoth, the Black Goat Shub-Niggurath, the Thousand-Faced God Nyarlathotep, and the Source of All Filth Abhoth. These Outer Gods and Great Old Ones become a madman's toys. Pei Chen uses them to search for a way to fill the void in his heart left by that person's departure.

You mean Cthulhu? Sorry, it's pathetically weak. It's at home in a fish tank.

Pei Chen was so mad that he stood alone at the summit, so one day he had a sudden thought: What would someone even madder than him be like?

To minimize his impact on the original worlds, Pei Chen always transmigrates into "villainous" characters who died for various reasons. In other words, they start with every possible disadvantage. But Pei Chen doesn't care. Redeeming himself? Not a chance. He's not in the neighboring Reversal Department. He's here to tear apart heretics, slaughter gods, and protect the future. All he needs to do is keep going mad as he pleases.

When Pei Chen casually saved a youth who had been trapped inside his own body in a gruesome manner by a servant of an Outer God, causality began to develop in a direction he never expected. The young man's eyes, belonging to someone so lowly he was practically in the dirt, were as pure, deep, and unfathomable as a black hole. Yet deep within them, star clouds from light-years away roiled as they passed through that black hole. It was a look only a madman could have.

Finding someone like himself thrilled Pei Chen, though it was a pity they would inevitably miss each other in the next world.

But... huh? What was going on? In every new world, it was as if he had been marked, branded by a possessive gaze.

After a long game of wits, Pei Chen panted and asked the tall man licking the blood trickling down his neck, "What the hell are you?!"

The man inhaled the sweet scent of the person beneath him, nuzzled his neck affectionately, and smiled with intoxicating abandon. "I'm your very own 'mad dog.'"

A shameless, sharp-tongued, pain-loving beauty bottom with a madman's fishing skills x an even madder, fiercely possessive, utterly ruthless split-soul top

First, a light Western fantasy world: a dazzling high priest bottom x a ruthless young slave top

Second, a mermaid world: a carefree mermaid hunter bottom x a mer-king top burdened by a blood feud

Third, a modern world: a sharp-tongued, flirtatious bottom framed and imprisoned x a powerful CEO who rules both the lawful and criminal worlds

Fourth, an apocalypse world: a cold, ordinary human bottom who is a traitor x a blackened, superpowered top who was betrayed

Fifth, a technological wasteland world: a beautiful, ruthless, disabled scientist bottom with a limp x a wild, domineering general whose combat strength is off the charts

Sixth, a cultivation world: a wanted demonic cultivator bottom buried in debt x a cold, merciless, powerful orthodox sword cultivator top

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Even if I die, even if I'm nailed inside my coffin, even in my grave, I'll use my rotten vocal cords to shout: The bottom is not pure! The bottom is not pure! The bottom is not pure!

This is not a mutually exclusive relationship story! The bottom is promiscuous, amorous, and coldhearted! That's why the top has to split into pieces to deal with him!

This story was written in a fit of madness. I'll do my best to make the logic work. You can yell at the author, Lizi, since I'm thick-skinned and won't mind, but please don't attack the main characters!

Here is the preview for my upcoming story, I Have a Book of Mountains and Seas: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=7021483

Yun Xingyan, captain of the criminal investigation team at the Shanghai Municipal Public Security Bureau, believes in neither ghosts nor gods, nor in Buddha. He doesn't believe in beauty filters or Photoshop, either.

He's known as the most spectacularly blunt straight man Shanghai has ever seen, before or since. What a waste of that face heaven blessed him with.

No matter what beauty someone introduces him to, the first thing Captain Yun says after seeing her photo and meeting her in person is always, "The dog behind you looks more real than you do with all that makeup," or, "Miss, you must have spent a lot on that nose. You should get it fixed before the implant shifts."

Captain Yun firmly believes that all ghosts and monsters are just paper tigers and that superstition is nonsense. He makes everyone in his team follow this principle, banning lucky charms, goldfish, and feng shui from the office.

Can't solve a case? Look for objective reasons within yourselves! If you're incompetent, don't blame the road! Everyone's working overtime!

Every starving team member is absolutely certain of one thing: unless some girl in this lifetime only has eyes, their captain is guaranteed to be single from birth to burial.

Then a beautiful young man appeared out of nowhere, smiling warmly and speaking with elegant courtesy. He brought along his family, including all kinds of strange "pets": Feifang, Xiangliu, Luwu, Chenghuang, nine-tailed foxes, and more. He ground Captain Yun's worldview into the dirt.

And as he ground it into the dirt, a little spark appeared. Then, in an instant, that spark became a wildfire across Yun Xingyan's heart.

What Yun Xingyan didn't know was that this tiny spark was a thread of fate Mo Biejun had guarded for a thousand years, with the stubborn determination to smash through any wall and never turn back.

A phone number that only someone destined could call. A case involving the disappearance of travelers that had dragged on for seven or eight years. A series of strange, inexplicable crimes, with demons and monsters stirring beneath them. Every clue pointed to Mo Biejun.

Captain Yun waved a hand. "Bring this Mo-whatever-his-name-is in for questioning! Anyone with a fussy name like that is obviously no good!"

Mo Biejun, the man who was supposedly no good, walked into the interrogation room like a spring breeze.

Everyone drew a sharp breath. Good heavens! A beauty straight out of an ink-wash landscape! A gentleman as warm and polished as jade!

It wasn't that the interrogation room was unworthy of a beauty like him. He was the one who made the interrogation room, and even the entire crime-busting team filled with a murderous aura, shine with glory!

When Yun Xingyan saw Mo Biejun, his heart gave a thump. Faced with such a naturally flawless beauty, he couldn't bring himself to use any of his usual stupid opening lines. All he could think was: Why commit a crime when you could be a beautiful man?

In the interrogation room, Yun Xingyan put on the usual expression he used for interrogations: fierce and menacing. "Talk! Where are the missing people? Where are the bodies?!"

Mo Biejun's eyes were full of alluring affection. He answered gently and without holding anything back. "The people who died... their bodies were eaten."

But the only thought in Yun Xingyan's mind was: He's trying to seduce me.

Years later, Yun Xingyan rushed out of the kitchen in an apron. "Honey, what do you want for dinner?"

Mo Biejun opened the Book of Mountains and Seas. "Hmm... let me check the recipes. Haven't you been sleeping badly lately? I'll go catch a Ranyi for you!"

The mythical beasts and spirits: Oh, wow! The iron tree that's stood for a thousand years has finally bloomed again! Let's get to it!

Yun Xingyan: What are those?

Mo Biejun: Just new kinds of cats and dogs.

A cocky, carefree, single-minded straight-man police detective top x a gentle, easygoing, mysterious beauty bottom who owns an unusual shop

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