Cen Zijin, the best actor of all time, is cold-faced and stern with the sky and the earth. He is known as the Ice Shooter in the world.
One day when I returned home, I found that my Weibo account had an extra private message.
"Hello Han Bing, I am Little Spraying Mushroom, the special correspondent of Planet B973."
Cen Zijin: "How do you know my trumpet?"
"The planet has received your message receipt and now arranges for me to dock with you. In three minutes, I will land on Earth from your location."
Cen Zijin: "Hey, you bastard is quite creative."
"The transfer program is loading. Since I did not successfully pass the earth culture assessment course, the data will be bound to you in the next time. Please give me your guidance."
Cen Zijin: "You are crazy. You are crazy."
Cen Zijin sneered at him, and finally made an expression like "If you dare, follow the network cable and hit me."
Opposite: OK.
Three minutes later, a person crawled out along the network cable of his house.
Three hours later, Cen Zijin, who led him around the Star Management Bureau, harvested an alien mushroom.
This mushroom is very delicate. The light cannot be too bright or too dark, the water cannot be too sour or too salty, and it hides under his umbrella every day and says some strange things:
"Plants and plants should help each other."
"When it rains, Cen Zijin, let us hug each other and grow together."
"Are you really not going to kiss me? I can share the accumulated dew with you."
"Don't be jealous. An overly acidic environment is not good for your health."
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Cen Zijin considers himself a straight man, how can he stand being so slimy? Every day he is looking forward to this mushroom finishing its mission and returning to his planet.
Suddenly one day, the domestic mushrooms disappeared after leaving a roomful of spores for him.
Wen Gu: "I'm sorry to bother you, but you don't seem to be the ice shooter I'm looking for. I'll leave these children to you as gifts."
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Cen Zijin stayed up all night. The next day, the actor who had not been updated for 800 years suddenly posted on Weibo:
"Hello everyone, I'm very sorry for keeping this secret from everyone for so long. In fact, I am an alien. My true identity is a pea and my wife is a beautiful mushroom. If anyone sees him, please tell him that my child and I are waiting for him to come home."
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Food Guide
1. In most cases, he exists in human form, so it is a sweet love story. Sometimes he turns back into a mushroom. The prototype is a very soft and cute rabbit-ear-shaped Schizophyllum fungus.
2. The alien golden finger can communicate with plants and can produce all fungi and mushrooms, including white truffles and Ganoderma lucidum. This will probably make you very rich, but the little mushroom is reluctant to sell them, so it has to accept the irrigation from the actor.
3. Planet B973 is a romantic fantasy, where there is unlimited sunshine, tall and lush plants, and every mushroom is waiting to cross the galaxy and fall for you.
Intention: There is always someone rushing across light years to come