Currently saving the manuscript "Qin Shihuang Take Me 007", which will be released in mid-March. Please collect it and take a bow.
[This book is not well written, so don't buy it. It's better to save your money to buy sweets. Go and see 007 who is doing business next door~ I love you!
I am a failed lamp in Qin Shihuang's mausoleum, guarding the great emperor day and night.
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More than 1,100 years after His Majesty's death, a poor scholar came to Qin Shi Huang's Mausoleum. From his mouth, we learned about the decline of the Qin Dynasty after His Majesty's death.
Later, another thief came to Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum and washed his hands in a golden basin.
The pedantic private school teacher,
A beggar in rags,
A warlord covered in blood,
The students who gave up their writing and joined the army,
Seriously injured veteran,
…
They made their wishes here and dedicated their life's faith.
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In 2330, spiritual energy revived
The Classic of Mountains and Seas awakens, and the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang opens.
As a lamp that failed to become a spirit, I will tell you all this.
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Reading Reminder
1. Not sure if it is a long story or a short story.
2. First person + third person (less)
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Pre-receipt: "Sacrifice others, illuminate yourself"
The following copy:
Ai Jin was bound by the system just after graduating from Notre Dame College.
System: "You are the most outstanding student among this batch of graduates. I believe you will not let me down if you follow the original author's path of abuse."
Ai Jin: "I'll go to you..."
The system opened the reward booklet: "After completing the plot, you can make three wishes, whether you will be rich and powerful, or..."
Ai Jin was moved and covered his mouth: "Don't say it, I understand. As the best Virgin, saving the world has always been my dream."
System: As expected of a graduate of Notre Dame College, his consciousness is very high.
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Entering the book, Ai Jin conscientiously follows the plot.
When the waiter carrying the plate bumps into the domineering male protagonist——
The male protagonist's eyes were cold and contemptuous: "Woman, you can't afford to pay for this handmade custom-made suit worth 880,000 yuan. If you sign this contract, my lawyer team will let you go (throw away the fifty-year prostitution contract)."
Ai Jin looked weak and helpless in disbelief: "How can your 36.8-Degree mouth say such indifferent words? You are so rich, why do you still need to compensate?! Why can't you open your eyes wide and pity us poor people? Don't be so callous and unreasonable."
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She had a dispute with the male protagonist Bai Yueguang and asked for a kidney donation——
The male protagonist frowned: "Qianqian is not in good health. You just donated a kidney to her and she won't die. Can you stop being so ignorant?"
Ai Jin nodded softly: "You are absolutely right, I was the one who didn't do it before." He suggested in a soft voice: "I heard that the success rate of your and Qianqian's heart matching is as high as 98.5%, CEO. Why don't you donate together with me?"
She covered her heart with excitement and her eyes were wild: "After all, you and I just lost a heart and a kidney, Qianqian can have a healthy body!"
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The system and the boss came back from the report. Looking at the increasingly twisted plot, they raised questions from deep within the system:
What kind of thing is bound to my tm? ?
I pulled out the contract and read it carefully:
Ai Jin—an outstanding graduate of Notre Dame College.
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Next door, "Do you accept tattered pandas in your zoo?", "Qin Shihuang took me 007", and "Unconventional Zombies", please collect them.
Recommendation for completion: "My backstage ancestral dragon, fans of me"
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Intention: To be an independent and self-reliant lamp.
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