I Am the Ancestral Dragon in the Background, Fan Me!

["Poverty Alleviation in the World of Abuse Literature" is published next door, please collect it, please~] Hua Shang was born in the tomb of Qin Shihuang and has been tied to the First Emperor since she can remember. There, The First Emperor taught her to be rational, tenacious, and open-minded. She was taught how to use torture tools to peel off skin and cramps, and cut her body into pieces with five horses. The bow, arrow and crossbow taught her how to kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace in a thousand miles. Go taught her to plan every step and make decisions before taking action. The terracotta warriors and horses taught her to sing ditties from thousands of years ago. Until the spirit body became weaker and weaker due to lack of faith, Zulong had to send Hua Chang to the living world after discussing with the artifacts in the tomb. —— A black fan forum in the entertainment industry—— "Do you think Hua Chang is a bit evil? I just scolded her. In her dream, she was chased by terracotta warriors and horses and recited the Great Compassion Mantra for three nights. (Glazed eyes. Jpg)" "You are not alone, I am also... I just said that she had plastic surgery, and for two days in a row I dreamed that I was being cut off by Zulong and had plastic surgery. (Heart as gray as death. Jpg)" "She is really evil (looking in a trance. Jpg) Let me just tell you whether Hua Shang has a backing and a godfather. It has been five days in a row now that I have been dreaming about becoming a eunuch and being called godfather. (Thumping the ground and crying. Jpg)" "I was comforted by someone upstairs, thank you." "Thanks +1" #Tonight the First Emperor Enters Your Dream# #On the Hundreds of Ways to Die for Black Fans# #drop, Top Ten Torture Experience Cards# Demining: 1. Zulong has no CP, Zulong is only beautiful! 2. The background of the male protagonist probably won't be together until the movie is finished or in a spin-off. —— I want to read "Qin Shihuang Take Me 007" next time. Please save it~ The following copy: Fuyi found that a man named "First Emperor" was at the top of her chat list. The other party took a selfie, showing a plump sky, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and a high bridge of nose. Fuyi said directly and confidently: "Hi, brother!" System: [Ding, the message was sent successfully, RMB-100000 will be deducted] One hundred thousand in one sentence? ! Stock investor Warren Buffett is not that expensive either. Looking at the bank card deduction reminder, Fu Yi's eyes turned red and her hands trembled: Farewell... Farewell... Just delete it. ＊ In the second year after he ascended the throne, Qin Shihuang discovered that he could communicate with a woman thousands of years later. I learned from the woman's mouth, It turns out that the earth is round and the other side of the sea is a barbarian land. It turns out that there are no gods in the world, and there are only bumpy hills on the moon. It turns out that there is no Dragon King on the bottom of the sea, but there are many treasures. … Qin Shihuang: Time of the Hunt. Jpg ＊ Both fans and passers-by know that there is a default unspoken rule in the entertainment industry, which is: If the fans of the two families can't stop the quarrel, let's go scold Fu Yi together. As long as you also criticize Fu Yi, we are half-sisters! She has a bad temper and often wears ten-centimeter high heels to have sex with others in public. She has no culture. When the host of a show gave a poem appreciation, she stood on the stage for a long time and held in her voice "Okay". Until one day everyone suddenly discovered: Jiuluoyu Fuyi talked eloquently about the Four Books and Five Classics in "Knowledge Competition". In the variety show "Let's Live in Seclusion Together", the requirements for the growth cycle of hybrid rice are well understood. In "How Many Stars", the stars and galaxies in the universe are very familiar. Netizen: Good guy, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about? Fu Yi: Don't ask, asking is the blessing of being with Qin Shihuang 007 [Cat head in tears. Jpg] Purpose: To carry forward the core values of socialism.