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Within two days of the good days, Fu Yi, a member of the entertainment industry, was forced to bind herself to the blindness removal system.
Then he was pulled into an emperor group chat by the system.
Faced with high reward rewards, the emperors of the Juanwang career batch did not hesitate to lead Fuyi to unlock 007's blessings.
As a little idiot with an IQ of only 80, Fuyi was forced to study for a few days and realized a profound truth: It is better to go crazy and consume others externally than to consume yourself internally.
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The audience found that Jiuluyu Fuyi seemed to be crazy.
On the variety show "A Brief Talk on History", she faced various host challenges and other guests with superior academic qualifications.
Fuyi took out the mirror and smiled lightly: "They say that if you are ugly, you should study more, so from this look, you should know that I am not a student."
Before anyone could react after finishing her words, she saw Fuyi skillfully quoting scriptures and quarreling with other scholars, making the host and other guests blush.
In the farming variety show "Remembering the Bitter and Thinking of the Sweet", I faced the isolation and indifference of other guests.
Fu Yi directly went dark: "From now on, I will be a person who has side effects on society!!"
Then they spent the whole night repairing the abandoned harvester and harvested all the rice at dawn, leaving the guests looking at each other and making the three-day planning process of the director team in vain.
At the wealthy banquet, she faced Bai Fumei's accusation and the former boss's ruthlessness.
Fu Yi fell to her knees on the ground and broke down crying: "I have no culture, no morals, no quality, is it my fault? Others have their feet bound, but I have my brains bound, so what's wrong with me? Why are you so harsh and cold-hearted to a simple, kind, and heartless girl? Didn't you like the way I bound my brains the most before?"
Facing everyone's surprised and disbelieving looks,
From then on, Bai Fumei and Boss Ba only dared to walk through the sewers when going out, wore balaclavas when discussing cooperation, and only dared to get under the table to cook during business dinners.
Facing the shocked looks of others, Fu Yi was secretly proud: Going crazy or getting rich suddenly, I have to be able to do both, right? ?
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Next door, "The wimpy group disguises herself as the heroine of a sadistic novel", please collect it.
The following copy:
On Bai Shao's first day working at the Time Travel Bureau, he was sent to a book of abuse.
At this time, the plot is about to begin. If nothing goes wrong, she will get into a car accident three days later and meet the male protagonist. Then she will be taken home by the male protagonist and start survival mode. She will be kicked out of the house in a rainstorm, have a broken leg, have a miscarriage, be a substitute, and have a kidney removed... And other plots.
If she were the heroine of the cool novel group, she would probably break the male protagonist's legs, cut off his... And leave the male protagonist destitute, penniless, and resentful for the rest of his life.
But it's a pity that she is the heroine of the loser group.
So when he encountered the luxury car that was about to collide with him, Bai Shao dodged and fell to his knees, holding the back door open and crying: "Please, don't hit me. I can't afford to go to the hospital with my monthly salary of 1,500 yuan. Please leave me alone. I am willing to do anything for you."
Male protagonist:? ? Conflict? ?
Attending a wealthy banquet with the male protagonist, I met a strange male partner:
Bai Shao collapsed and covered her heart: "Are you saying that because you want to embarrass me? Please, woo woo, I will kneel down and kowtow to you right away. Please don't embarrass me so much. I really don't know how to answer you. Please let me go, woo woo."
The male supporting actor looked at everyone's condemning eyes:? ? ?
Facing the returning "White Moonlight" and the indifferent male protagonist:
Bai Shao knelt down directly: "Husband, if you take my sister home, I can wash her sheets and serve her during the confinement period. Please don't drive me away. I will starve to death if I leave home. Husband and sister, please take pity on me. I beg you, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Male protagonist:? ? ? Are you sick? ?
"Bai Yueguang": Madam is so pitiful, the president is really a scumbag, men really don't have any good things (exclamation and condemnation. Jpg)
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The Jing family is one of the most wealthy families in H City. Countless ladies are eyeing the position of the young lady of the Jing family. Who would have thought that one day the eldest young master of the Jing family would actually bring back a woman from outside.
After that, everyone could see the woman lying at the gate crying and begging from time to time: "Please, give me some money to spend. My monthly salary of 1,500 yuan is really not enough to buy vegetables and make abalone and lobster for you..."
"I can serve the one you love during confinement. Please give me a bite of food. Don't drive me away."
"My blood is different from that of the big yellow dog in the backyard. Please don't let me transfuse 600 ml of blood into the big yellow dog. Wuwuwuwuwuwu."
Wealthy people:! ! ! Young Master Jing is such a beast! !
Mr. Jing looked at his wife's full wardrobe and jewelry box, and then at his only two-digit living expenses this month, and fell into confusion: Is it true that no one speaks for me? ? ?
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Purpose: Adhere to the core socialist values.