[Western Crossover] The Champagne Problem

"This is an indelible scar,

And an essential mark,

As melancholy as the life she left behind."

The so-called "champagne problems" are situations where the rich and famous have to choose between two wonderful things. They're the kind of problems ordinary people like us would be lucky to face, and in reality, they aren't even problems at all.

Tim still remembers the first time he saw Rosie. She was wearing a three-piece suit, holding a suitcase, and standing beside Jason, speaking quietly with him.

She was as melancholy as her homeland, yet as resilient as her name.

So he chose to try to understand her world, share the magical creature bread her grandfather made with her, and step into the past hidden behind her fog.

Barty Crouch Jr. X Rosie Kowalski X Tim Drake

Also known as: #My Past with My Unhinged Ex-Boyfriend

#My Girlfriend and I Aren't Married Yet, but We Have a Bunch of Kids (Magical Creatures)

#So I'm the Chosen One to Get Caught in the Middle, Too?

High-energy comedy warnings:

1. In front of someone who is a natural Legilimens, the dark family secrets of a certain person who secretly knows all about the family's history will also be dug up.

2. Jacob's baguette is on par with Harley Quinn's baseball bat.

3. The Bowtruckle, the ultimate face-slapping weapon.

Theme: This is an indelible scar, and an essential mark.