[Hunter X Hunter Rant] Mary Sue, Give Me a Break!

This was written in response to a new event on the Hunter x Hunter forum. It was rushed, so the characters may inevitably be out of character. [Looks up at the sky] There are lots of subtexts in this story, and I'll give no hints, so there's a prize for anyone who figures them out.

[Important notice:

This story is deeply opposed to subverting brainless, naive Mary Sues. So if you champion Mary Sues, especially the naive, brainless, subversive sort, please turn right and leave now. If you ignore my kind warning and stay, then insult me because you dislike the contents of my story, your comment will be deleted.

Criticism and teasing are welcome. Trouble-makers, please behave yourselves.

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