A Pretty Face Fan's Diary of Epic Fails

(The old upcoming story has been moved. This pit is already open, so I'll fill it with a short story.)

Ji Shiwei is a sunny, very straight guy and a severe beauty addict. He especially loves strikingly handsome faces, and he can't walk away when he sees one. A fortune-teller said good looks would be his downfall.

But Ji Shiwei just can't kick his bad habit of swooning over handsome men.

At a rich-kid party before the school year began, Ji Shiwei spotted an insanely handsome guy and couldn't take his eyes off him.

"Damn, your face looks like it's breaking the character model. Bro, can we be friends? Standing next to you would make me look so good."

"Oh my god, how can anyone be this handsome?"

Ji Shiwei stuck to the guy, shamelessly begging to be friends.

Fate works in mysterious ways. Ji Shiwei discovered that Shen Jizhi, the handsome guy he'd met that day, went to the same school. Every day, he was like a little sun, bounding over to circle around Shen Jizhi.

He'd bring him food, save him a seat in the library, and go out of his way to help.

Ji Shiwei and Shen Jizhi were inseparable best friends from freshman to sophomore year. During the summer break of their second year, they planned a trip together.

While enjoying the sea breeze on the beach with Shen Jizhi, Ji Shiwei spotted a foreign student who was totally his type. He trotted right over to make friends.

He used the exact same pickup line he'd used on Shen Jizhi.

"Hey, handsome. Any trouble that comes with being this good-looking? Can we be friends?"

Then Ji Shiwei was horrified to find out that the foreign student was gay. He was extremely homophobic. Back when he was into pretty girls, he'd gone on a date with someone who turned out to be a "cute girl with a huge dick," leaving him with a deep, indelible trauma.

He immediately turned to Shen Jizhi and ranted about the whole thing, going on and on about the foreign student.

Shen Jizhi's face turned cold.

At the time, Ji Shiwei didn't notice anything wrong.

Not until Shen Jizhi, at the end of his patience, tricked him back to the hotel, got him drunk, tied him up, and fucked him over and over.

Ji Shiwei screamed, "What are you doing? Aren't we best bros?"

"Even if you look like a celestial maiden, you can't go after a man's ass!"

Ji Shiwei had a high alcohol tolerance. He barely felt drunk even after several drinks. When Shen Jizhi tried to tie him up, Ji Shiwei struggled so hard that he nearly escaped several times. But under the hotel's warm white lights, Shen Jizhi's striking face glistened with a sheen of sweat that stirred desire. As he looked down at Ji Shiwei with dark eyes, Ji Shiwei's beauty-addict brain froze him in place again and again, until Shen Jizhi got the upper hand and put him on the defensive.

The fortune-teller was right. He really was going to fall for a pretty face in this life.

Damn it!

Content warnings: Multiple gongs, and only the first gong is clean according to the blurb; a shou who is a devoted bottom, with multiple instances of admiring the gong's appearance; gong with questionable morals; forced abduction and imprisonment; coercive use of props; fake harem sex with multiple partners; he runs, he chases, he can't escape; no redemption arc; the shou beats up the gong; sudden dark kinks, an unhinged work; open ending.

Minors, don't read this, little dears!!

Not suitable for readers who are gong fans, shou fans, purity fans, CP fans, or who equate sexual preferences with moral character. Dark-kink bottoms, proceed with caution. Readers who like extreme content and don't mind mixed pairings, come on in.

Not exactly wholesome, but there aren't any explicit sex scenes.

Read with caution! Read with caution! Read with caution!

Theme: Don't get carried away by good looks.